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To the ...ahem... Mayan Mis... well... ye know...

A very happy birthday, all the very best to you on this day and always!


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Aye! A mighty happy Bday to ye, Diosa. :lol:

Hope ye have a mighty one. Now if Hurricane doesn't give ye a whirlwind of a time... well, will just have t' make up fo' that sometime, aye? :P

Here's to plenty o' plunder t'day, oh great Goddess. :P

~Lady B

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The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Happy Birthday! Enclosed you will find an invisible coupon for a backrub! It expires tomorrow evening. See ya there! Travel safe and many happy returns!

Rusty and Chrispy

P.S. Can I have your fake I.D. now that you dont need it anymore?

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a very happy Burthinday to ya dearie....and in your honour....heres a toast from me brand new onion bottle fulled to the brim with the "green fairy"......

gulp....kiss.....it broke.... :lol:

here's to hopin the parts ya remeber are happy ones

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Of course a very happy birthday to my sweety! She's 29.95 this year.

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

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"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

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Thanks so much to all!

Aw Capt Sterling do you have a tough time with the words 'sexy Mayan mistress' :)

Crispy! I will definitely cash that in tomorrow and yes, I'll be happy to give you the old ID (You're too sweet)

Dogge, thanks for the toast, and never fear, I happen to know where you can get a replacement! :)

and Hurricane.... here you need to clarify.... 29.95 is not the asking price... it's the age :)

Diosa De Cancion

aka Mary Read

www.iammaryread.com

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Thanks so much to all!

Aw Capt Sterling do you have a tough time with the words 'sexy Mayan mistress' :)

Aye... a hard time... um...I mean.. difficult...time... I get all ... exci....distracted... ahem..


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

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Posted

Happy Birthday Diosa,

Looking forward to seeing you and Hurricane again in a few weeks. I won't have any of the green faerie to toast you with, but perhaps I might have something to belatedly toast you with that agrees with you.

Cheers

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Happy Birthday, brave farm girl who walks Duvall barefoot! :P

Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?"

John: "I don't know."

Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate."

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Happy Birthday Diosa! :P

Hey, death aint gonna be so lonely after all - There have been LOTS of birthdays lately!! :P

... :P ? wait, Mission says she walks in what barefoot?!!??

WIPE YER FEET BEFORE YE COME IN GIRL!!!!

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

Posted
Of course a very happy birthday to my sweety! She's 29.95 this year.

-- Hurricane

(Buys Diosa & Hurricane a drink) Hurricane abso-freaken-lutly hilarious! Nice from one video nerd to another.

Happy Birthday Diosa!

PS Are you sure she's not 29.97? :P Or is that next year? :P

Posted

Much love to everyone for the kind wishes!!

Dear Capt Sterling - I do sometimes wonder if you will survive with me hanging about .... although I suppose I should not use that word lest I really be found hanging about.....

Mr Bagley, I say you toast me with a hot plate of peas and rice in a few weeks to remind me of the great foods I love from Jamaica!

Mission, I'll walk the streets barefoot for you any time! Oh wait.... that won't happen... you tend to be afraid of me an always walk 10 feet from my encampment... nevermind...

Mama and Papa Ratzi - I miss you guys oddles and oodles! It was wonderous to hear your voice tonight - much love!!

Diosa De Cancion

aka Mary Read

www.iammaryread.com

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