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Feel free to add your pirate VD card :D

Shiver me timbers! What the bloody devil? Well, ok-

Har be the text fer the card:

Ahoy, I want to thank ye fer given me the gift that keeps on given.

Her’s hopin that I don’t have to use a squirt of mercury to cure the drips.

Happy VD!

(Find yer own picture from a medical journal to finalize the card.)

Edited by Graydog

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

Posted

Yeah... exactly wot I waz thinkin'........

"Wots the difference 'tween love and herpes...?

Herpes is forever......"

Dang... no wonder I'm still single........ :wub:

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Unfortunately, our crewe is not made of card givers, but men of action. Tomorrow, the mates cook the lasses a four course meal...

Chocolate Dipped Strawberries

Basil Tortellini Salad

Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms (garlic, a little asiago cheese)

Sailor's Chicken (with too many herbs and spices to mention, roasted on the BBQ)

Garlic Mashed Potatoes

Baked Alaska (flaming, of course)

Appropriate Wines with each course, of course.

I think we have 16 for dinner. That's VD Pyrates of the Coast style. Men, man yer bunks afterwards and drink plenty of fluids at dinner. :unsure:

-- Hurricane

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