Hawk the QM Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Feel free to add you pirate VD card Edited February 11, 2009 by Thequartermaster
Graydog Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Feel free to add your pirate VD card Shiver me timbers! What the bloody devil? Well, ok- Har be the text fer the card: Ahoy, I want to thank ye fer given me the gift that keeps on given. Her’s hopin that I don’t have to use a squirt of mercury to cure the drips. Happy VD! (Find yer own picture from a medical journal to finalize the card.) Edited February 11, 2009 by Graydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
Christine Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 V.D. it's also short for venereal disease.
Patrick Hand Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Yeah... exactly wot I waz thinkin'........ "Wots the difference 'tween love and herpes...? Herpes is forever......" Dang... no wonder I'm still single........
Black Syren Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
hurricane Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Unfortunately, our crewe is not made of card givers, but men of action. Tomorrow, the mates cook the lasses a four course meal... Chocolate Dipped Strawberries Basil Tortellini Salad Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms (garlic, a little asiago cheese) Sailor's Chicken (with too many herbs and spices to mention, roasted on the BBQ) Garlic Mashed Potatoes Baked Alaska (flaming, of course) Appropriate Wines with each course, of course. I think we have 16 for dinner. That's VD Pyrates of the Coast style. Men, man yer bunks afterwards and drink plenty of fluids at dinner. -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Black Syren Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 LOL Hurricane hwere is this to take place I seem to have mispalced my invitation! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
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