Duncan McGuyver Posted June 15, 2010 Posted June 15, 2010 Robbie was a blast at Pohick last year but ...who shall make him "walk the plank" this year? LOL Yes, the Parks director reminded me of Robbie's stunt last year - and that they didn't want to see Robbie on the board again this year. Other than that stunt they love us Captain Duncan McGuyver Crew Of The Vigilant Baltimore Maryland Based 17th & 18th Century Naval Living History Crew Of The Vigilant The Juryrig MDRF Based Social & Renfaire Crew The Juryrig Port Tortuga A Piracy based Pennsic household B09 Block, The Highlands (Up Hill & Left) Port Tortuga
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted July 23, 2010 Author Posted July 23, 2010 OH JOHHHNNNNYYYYYY!!! OH COUSIN JOHNNNYYYY HEY DUTCH SAID THAT IN ORDER FOR ME TO TO GO TO BEAUFORT I NEEDED MIGRATION PAPERS AND SOME SHOTS SINCE I WAS GOING TO BEGIN MIGRATING SOUTH AND BE IN FLORIDA IN TIME FOR PIP I SHOULD JUST AS WELL START NOW SO I THOUGHT I WOULD AND DUTCH BEING SMART AND ALL I FIGURED I SHOULD LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY DESPITE THE WHOLE SWIMMING INCIDENT AND CATCHING CANNONBALLS MISTAKE BUT I THINK I COULD HAVE REALLY CAUGHT A SMALL ONE SO HE SAID I MIGRATE NORTH AND SOUTH LIKE BIRDS SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GET A BIRD FLU SHOT AND THAT MADE SENSE THEN HE SHOWED ME A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AND I' M NOT SO SURE NOW DO I REALLY NEED THIS? I'D REALLY HATE TO GET SICK AND HAVE THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
Capt. Sterling Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 O M G!!! **buries face in hands, shaking head** Someone fetch the surgeon and ask him to bring the clyster for Robbie... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Bos'n Cross Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 ..........when we next leave Bristol..i vote we LEAVE HIM THERE.....im a tad frightened at what sickness he might bring amongst us..........MESS UP ALL M' HUMORS!!!! ALL UP IN MA' HUMORS YO...... -Israel Cross- - Boatswain of the Archangel - . Colonial Seaport Foundation Crew of the Archangel
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted July 23, 2010 Author Posted July 23, 2010 from the clothing thread..... "here here! huzzah for silkie!!....oy captain......im surprized youd have such a photo in a visible spot...i would have though hed be hidden him from view......id rather be seen with syphilis than your dear cousin........lol " -Bos'n Cross MR. CROSS!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WITH SYPHILLIS FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW AND SHE STANDS BY MY SIDE THROUGH THICK AND THIN. NEVER COMPLAINS BUT ADMITTEDLY SOMETIMES IS A PAIN AND REMINDS ME SHE IS THERE ALMOST DAILY. HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU WOULD RATER BE SEEN WITH HER WHY WHY WHY OH JUST LET ME CATCH YOU WITH SYPHILLIS! THIS...... IS AN INSULT ON HER HONOR. I INSIST ON A DUEL!
Bos'n Cross Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 ...........i cannot express......huumm...how does one.......-----> lol ............I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE SIR!! i shall hold my gun side ways and mmmaabbbbeeyy shoot you! im as good a shot as our friends in baltimore! -Israel Cross- - Boatswain of the Archangel - . Colonial Seaport Foundation Crew of the Archangel
Capt. Sterling Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 ?? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted February 1, 2011 Author Posted February 1, 2011 COUSIN JOHHNNNYYY OH COUSIN JOHHHNNNY WHAT DO I DO???? SYPHILLYS IS MAD AT ME!!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO????
Capt. Sterling Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 First off, stop crying...yer getting snot all over my logbooks!!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted February 1, 2011 Author Posted February 1, 2011 OHHH ITS HORRIBLE< ITS ALL DUTCHES FAULT HE SAID I SHOULD AND I DID AND HE WAS RIGHT BUT I MISUNDERSTOOOOOOOD HIM AND NOW SHE IS MAD AT MEEEE! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN! I DID WHAT HE SAID AND HE WAS RIGHT BUT I DIDNT DO IT RIGHT AND NOW ITS A BIG MESS!!!!
Capt. Sterling Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 **Pats Dutch on the back** Ahem... just ...ack...what did ye do? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dutchman Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 oh no. don't pin this one on me. he did it all himself.
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 OH JOHNNY, IT WAS BAD. I GOT TWO DEER PELTS TO TAN AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SO I ASKED DUTCH FOR HELP BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW HE'S SMART LIKE THAT AT LEAST HE SAYS HE IS SO I FIGURED I WOULD DO ONE AND SEE HOW IT TURNED OUT SO I PUT THE OTHER IN THE FREEZER WELL THE ONLY PLACE WAS ON TOP OF A FROZEN ROAST AND WENT UT TO GET THE MATERIALS I NEEDED SO I STRETCHED THE HIDE OUT AND SEPARATED THE TISSUE LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO AND IT WAS OK, SMELLED BUT OK AND WASN'T TOO HARD SO I GOT DONE WITH THAT AND THEN CALLED DUTCH TO SEE WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE NEXT HE SAID TO SALT IT DOWN REALLY WELL SO I DID AND THEN I HUNG IT UP TO DRAIN BUT THEN IT STARTED SNOWING DUTCH SAID IT WAS GOING TO AND IT DID HE'S SMART LIKE THAT HE KNOWS ABOUT THESE THINGS WHY HE JUST KNOWS WHEN ITS GOING TO IT AMAZING HE SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE A DRY SNOW....... SO I FIGURED IF IT WAS A DRY SNOW IT WOULDN'T GET EVERYTHING WET WELL IT DID NEXT THING YA KNOW THERE IS SALT AND WATER AND FROZEN HIDE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO I ASKED DUTCH WHAT OT DO AND HE SAID TO TAKE IT SOMEPLACE DRY WHERE IT COULD DRAIN AND NOT MESS ANYTHING UP SO I DID I TOOK IT TO THE ONLY WARM PLACE WHERE IT COULD DRAIN IN THE HOUSE NOW I DIDN'T MIND THE SMELL AND IT WAS DRAINING BUT I COULDN'T TAKE A BATH SO I WENT AWAY AND SYPHYLUSS CAME AND WENT TO FIND SOMETHING IN THE FREEZER FOR DINNER AND WELL THERE WAS THIS HIDE OVER THE ROAST SHE WANTED TO MAKE WELL AFTER THAT EXCITEMENT SHE WANTED TO TAKE A BATH TO RELAX..............
sutlerjon Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Is Robbie walking, or running, to Florida again this year? Maybe he'll make St. Augustine by Searle's. Self Promoter Jim Pirate Gear oldsutlerjohn.biz American Civil War oldsutlerjohn.net
Dutchman Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 H ITS ME IM BACK IN THE COUNTRY AND DUTCH LEFT HIS ACCOUNT OPEN WHILE HE IS AT WORK WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PASSWORD I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL HEY I FOUND A WHOLE SLEW OF FUN ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL PROJECTS WHILE I WAS AWAY SO HERE IS ONE TO GET US STARTED!
Brig Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel
Capt. Sterling Posted June 20, 2011 Posted June 20, 2011 ow.... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
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