I Got'a Bone T' Pick With That Purple Munky!!

[MadL]

What Th' Bloody 'Ell?!!?

I just heard Episode three o' Bilge Munky Adventures 'n learned just what a wonderful frock coat from Top Notch Costume I really have!!

But whot th' bloody 'ell mate, I rush'd t' me local Denny's 'n toss'd me Top Notch Costume's Inadvisability Jack Sparrow frock o'er me head, walk'd in and right up t' th' waitress wench, tweak'd her n*pple.....'N Th' Wench Splap'd Me!???!

How did she know where I be?

....maybe these frocks only work on purple munkys??

So then I went t' me local pub down at th' dock t' drown me woes in rum...thought I would try it one more time so once again I threw me Top Notch Costume's Inadvisability Jack Sparrow frock o'er me head, hop'd over th' counter where this buxom bartender wench be 'n tweak'd her n*pple....'N Th' Wench Splap'd Me!???!

After that I sail'd home t' take a cold shower 'n forget th' whole evening - There Be A Big Slimy Eight Tentacle Creature In Me Shower!??!!

BILGE MUNKY!!!!!!

::Warning: The FDA has determined that Bilge Munky Radio should only be listened to while embibing large quantities of rum, whiskey, cider, grog, mead, or other equalizing spirit...or all th' above for that matter::