Capt. Sterling Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Oi and just what are ye acking about?? Weren't acking at the time... You SAID it was for my Health!!! Well twas damned fine fer mine! **leans over and whispers in Mistress Diamond's ear** as long as Lill does not find out... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 *PSSSST; Capt. Sterling sir, I can take care of that baboon fer a small fee. I'll take it out driving! *Bo Hmmmm now there is a very good thought... although, I shan't mind the baboon going missing, I would be mighty disappointed if anything further happened to ye... Baboons be damned but we want ye around Bo, fer a good, long time. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) "Tsk, tsk, tsk." Silkie rolls her eyes, "I have heard far too many versions over the years to think that those two will ever be able to "The only facts that remain constant in each telling is that William Brand, John Sterling and a baboon were present PROVE THE BABOON WAS PRESENT! I shall tell ye I hate monkeys, loathe monkeys, ask Lilly, have always hated them and most likely would have strangled it, if twere to share a house with me... **he looks at William and whispers** so that is it, is it? I spent two days inebriated chasing... fine... crawling after that thing, trying to throttle it? Edited January 19, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) Oi and just what are ye acking about?? Weren't acking at the time... You SAID it was for my Health!!! Are you kidding?! What did he tell you?! That is was good for curing diarrhea or per chance, did he also state that a ‘health romp’ was good for the liver? Edited January 19, 2009 by Cheeky Actress Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 *PSSSST; Capt. Sterling sir, I can take care of that baboon fer a small fee. I'll take it out driving! *Bo Lilly shakes her head..."I don't think the Baboon can drive, Bo." Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Oi and just what are ye acking about?? Weren't acking at the time... You SAID it was for my Health!!! Are you kidding?! What did he tell you?! That is was good for curing diarrhea or per chance, did he also state that a ‘health romp’ was good for the liver? But, but... I heard my husband was... oh! And I couldn't stand the thought, of those horrible... DAMNATION! Where's My GUNS? I need to go hunting ~ Captain, are you coming with? Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Well twas damned fine fer mine! **leans over and whispers in Mistress Diamond's ear** as long as Lill does not find out... "hello...what's this then?! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Rummaging around, talking to herself... Those Filthy DOGS will pay for what they have done to my husband... Traitorous Scum!!! Dammit, where is my primer... Oh, Pretty! Beautiful silver, scroll a ball through their hearts ~ or their heads, I care neither which... Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Lilly shakes her head..."I don't think the Baboon can drive, Bo." The same could be said of me I suppose. Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Silkie is right to say that I was never one for powdered wigs of any kind, being far too vain about that color awarded me at birth. While I will certainly leave the world crowned with but a remainder of my hair, and while that remainder will most certainly be ghostly white, I have never worn a wig that did not match my own hue. Also, the days in question did not include any other member of my crew or that of Captain Sterling's crew. We were, for this one misadventure, alone unto ourselves, though, as often as I have seen his man 'Dogge in a dress, I find myself believing that he was there and dressed in such a manner. This might be due in part to the passage of time or the fall which took place on the second evening. I cannot say. I can say, and with assurance, that Mistress Lilly McKinney was not there, as we changed lodgings some six times over the course of the events and I do not recall having seen here at any of the locations visited. Unless she came in at a window during the hours of noon and six of the evening on the second day of our tale, a feat that even the baboon would have found difficult, she was never once a part of the disaster as a whole. It should also be noted that the "baboon" played the smallest of parts in the overall scheme of things. I just like mentioning the baboon often, as the very idea of its presence tends to spark the imaginations of all. See every other post in this thread to mark how true this is. Also, the mention of it tends to send the good Captain Sterling into fits of embarrassing denial and I have never tired of this over the years. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Rummaging around, talking to herself...Those Filthy DOGS will pay for what they have done to my husband... Traitorous Scum!!! Dammit, where is my primer... Oh, Pretty! Beautiful silver, scroll a ball through their hearts ~ or their heads, I care neither which... ....it's got to be the heat here in Port Royal that gets to her?! I can say, and with assurance, that Mistress Lilly McKinney was not there, as we changed lodgings some six times over the course of the events and I do not recall having seen here at any of the locations visited. Unless she came in at a window during the hours of noon and six of the evening on the second day of our tale, a feat that even the baboon would have found difficult, she was never once a part of the disaster as a whole. Good God...I should hope NOT!!! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honour Bright Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 That's what happens when you buy a cheap table at a yard sale.... Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ...It should also be noted that the "baboon" played the smallest of parts in the overall scheme of things... Well, at least now we know that the "baboon" played the smallest of ...ahem..."parts." Pray tell, do you "Gentlemen" always play your "parts" in concert with a baboon? Takes three-part harmony to a whole new low, it does... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I just like mentioning the baboon often, as the very idea of its presence tends to spark the imaginations of all. See every other post in this thread to mark how true this is. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 It should also be noted that the "baboon" played the smallest of parts in the overall scheme of things. Finally got that settled... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) Oi and just what are ye acking about?? Weren't acking at the time... You SAID it was for my Health!!! Are you kidding?! What did he tell you?! That is was good for curing diarrhea or per chance, did he also state that a ‘health romp’ was good for the liver? **Sterling shocked casts a quick glance at Mary** Ye have... dia... never mind... I do not wish to know... Ye certainly seemed in perfect health... Ye certainly looked mighty fine...mighty fine indeed... So fine in fact... I say, care to take a trip to ...hmmm... any place but Barcelona? Edited January 20, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 **Sterling shocked casts a quick glance at Mary** Ye have... dia... never mind... I do not wish to know... Ye certainly seemed in perfect health... Ye certainly looked mighty fine...mighty fine indeed... So fine in fact... I say, care to take a trip to ...hmmm... any place but Barcelona? Lilly stands there tapping her toe with dirk in hand. "Come again, Johnny?" Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) **Sterling shocked casts a quick glance at Mary** Ye have... dia... never mind... I do not wish to know... Ye certainly seemed in perfect health... Ye certainly looked mighty fine...mighty fine indeed... So fine in fact... I say, care to take a trip to ...hmmm... any place but Barcelona?Lilly stands there tapping her toe with dirk in hand. "Come again, Johnny?" Well ye keep reminding me that ye are my "favorite", so that obviously means ye are far from my only.... Edited January 20, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 Ahhhh, my work here has been most effective. As the work of a tabloid is to expose the truth. Seeing that William is the only one with a proper recollection of the events of those infamous 2 days, perhaps more "evidence" can be procured, in order to bring forth the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Sorry Jack, but the babboon has recieved an Obama appointment and all records are sealed! Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Seeing that William is the only one with a proper recollection of the events So HE says... Just another bit NO one can prove. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 LMAO! Sterling ... ye KNOW we WILL find out. :::Evil grinz::: As to th' wee primate... ::looks to Cheeky with a grins and whispers::: the wee thing be safe in m' possession, m'dear. So, there be proof there. :::looks at the others::: No I am NOT a Merchant's Wife. Not even close, gents. I'm more concerned about who th' devil that wee Moorish lad is! Where be him? I haven't a Moorish lad, a lad I have in m' crew but not a Moorish lad. Beware a Moorish lad at an event walkin' 'round with a wee primate. Oh, an' weren't their two women in that etching? Hmm? One trying to distract, the other helping him sneak out? ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Well ye keep reminding me that ye are my "favorite", so that obviously means ye are far from my only.... Lilly smoothes her hand over Captain Sterling's cheek. "Yes, I am your favorite, Sweet." She the twirls a lock of his blonde curl about her finger and thumb. "At least I would not sell cheap second-hand tables to my patrons, nor let some hideous little creature (...and yes William, I mean the monkey) run about the house without a care. What would the neighbor's think?" Lilly looks over her should at the Merchant's wife. "Poor thing...not right...just not right in the head since her husband's passing." Suddenly a crash came from the other room. "Oh Damn...monkey's back." Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ::: attempts to look innocent with a grin::: Cover them hands, Cheeky, b'fore th' monkey finds them a tasty delight so t' speak. ::: another innocent grin::: :::twists around swiftly racing into the other room screaming-:::: KIIINNNNG GEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRGE!!!! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 'ello I have been sent here on behalf of my client, Barcelona Exotic Animal Rental. Hearafter referred to as BEAR. BEAR has gone to great lengths to collect said primate, as well as the outstanding bill. Numerous correspondences have gone unanswered, therefore requiring my services. My sources have led me here, and I shall remain at the local inn for a period of (24) twenty four hours, should said primate appear along with at least 75% of said rental fee, and a small surcharge for my personal expenses, no questions will be asked and there will be no need to reveal the name of said rentor on BEAR's rental agreement. Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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