Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I can't see a python quote and let it go. Mostly because of how great the pythons were. So this is the thread to get your daily quote on. You can't win the game. You can't loose the game. You really can't play the game wrong. Post a quote and be an instant winner. "This game makes no sense and it doesn't go anywhere." I think they would be proud. "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 My dog has no nose! How does it smell? Awful! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Hope you don't mind a picture to go with the caption, QM. Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Edited January 13, 2009 by Cpt Sophia M Eisley Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartermaster James Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 visual aids are always welcome. "I turned around and found my wallet had been stolen with 50 pounds inside." -"Well... did you see anyone around?" "No, no one at all." -"You, uh, wanna come back to my place?" "Ya, sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 "When someone pops a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced." and....and....I want to be the first one to say it..... NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior. King Arthur: Well I am king. Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 It's spelt Ramon Luxuryyacht but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I love SPAM. I'm having the SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I love SPAM. I'm having the SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 OH SH*T it's Mr. Creosote.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one. Mr Creosote: No. %#&@ off! I'm full... [big healthy belch] Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Ne ! OH NO... not the Knights who say ....NE..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 And now for something completely different! "Is your wife a goer? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. I bet she is, I bet she is... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 its just a flesh wound Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Shaggy old man runs up and mumbles.... It's....... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I never wanted this job anyway... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK.... Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 And now for the twit of the year contest.... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Mr. P. T. Gumby.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! King Arthur: Camelot! Sir Galahad: Camelot! Sir Lancelot: Camelot! Patsy: It's only a model! King Arthur: Shh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 The only reason I bought the bird in the first place, was because you assured me that its total lack of movement was because it was tired after a long squawk. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 ... But look at the plumage..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 ... But look at the plumage..... The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 "It's just kipping" "That parrot wouldn't fly if you put 20K volts through it. It's a DEAD parrot! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 No no! 'E's pining! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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