Dutchman Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 I just got off the phone with cousin robbie.... he's doing well and enjoyed staying at the fort an extra week ..... waiting for sterling to come back to pick him up. from there an unidentified bearded guy told him to go to He%%- but poor cousin Robbie got his tropical islands mixed up and he landed in Cuba instead. Who would have thought anyone could swim that far? Fidel want's to know who Johnny is, otherwise things are looking good for him! seems he's being sent North after all and has been offered a job he's really excited about. It begins in roughly 9 hours and will be delivering a load of coal to Capt. Sterling.
Kate Souris Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Oh poor Robbie! I hope he has a coat...
RustyNell Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 ... tell Robbie to tell his new boss I could use a helmet, elbow pads, shin guards, gloves and oh yeah knee pads....I fall down go boom a lot!...something I'm sure Robbie can understand. “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 **Sterling looking completely shocked** Cousin Robbie knows how to use the phone? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 It begins in roughly 9 hours and will be delivering a load of coal to Capt. Sterling. That's my boy Robbie, now I don't have to pay for fuel for the winter fires... twill be a long, but cozy and warm winter... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Kate Souris Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Someone probably dialed for him....got the phone number from the label sewn into his shirt....
Dutchman Posted December 24, 2008 Author Posted December 24, 2008 no worries t'was an operator assisted, collect call. i highly suspect it will be that nasty, dusty, kind of coal. remember- it robbie- don't get excited till you see it arrive!
RustyNell Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 oh wait a minute WHAT am i thinking???? "tell Robbie to tell......ANYTHING" God only knows what i could end up with. Forget I said ANYTHING! “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) no worries t'was an operator assisted, collect call. i highly suspect it will be that nasty, dusty, kind of coal. remember- it robbie- don't get excited till you see it arrive! Oi Consumption, is VERY PC... I'm sure that dusty coal will just do the trick... and no Kate, there is no phone number sewn in Robbie's clothes, there is a notice though... "Reward The captain of the Archangel will pay a hefty bounty to those that find Robbie Sterling and KEEP HIM!" Edited December 24, 2008 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dutchman Posted December 24, 2008 Author Posted December 24, 2008 well heck. ol' fidel is so used to people leavin he didn't know what to do with one coming. even cuba is outsourcing now. sent robbie overseas to find work. go figure.
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 No Fidel just got tired of Robbie standing on the shore screaming..."COUSIN JOHNNY WHY ARE YOU OVER THERE AND I AM OVER HERE??" "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Dutchman Posted December 24, 2008 Author Posted December 24, 2008 bless his soul. i miss the bugger, hope he's eating well.
Harry Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 That would explain the unidentified boat that came up on the beach a few days ago... ------- Fort Taylor Pyrate Fest MySpace Page Master Hairbone's MySpace Page ------- There is no more equitable judge than a cannon
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 That would explain the unidentified boat that came up on the beach a few days ago... **whispering in Harry's ear** Did ye toss 'im back in the drink? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Harry Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 That would explain the unidentified boat that came up on the beach a few days ago... **whispering in Harry's ear** Did ye toss 'im back in the drink? Aye, but later that same evening I did see a figure darting about and couldn't quite catch up to 'em. ------- Fort Taylor Pyrate Fest MySpace Page Master Hairbone's MySpace Page ------- There is no more equitable judge than a cannon
Capt. Sterling Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 damnation "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
callenish gunner Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 (edited) The EPA has a warning about tossing Robbies in the drynke "Avoid this practice since the result is a dirty ring you'll never get off the beach" :D Worse than the Exxon Valdiz Edited December 26, 2008 by callenish gunner
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