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Elizabeth_Swann

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Heh... ye ever have the boning in yer bodice turn in on ye?

>.< ....I'm.... cryin' for ye right now.... *whimpers, holds stomach*

As for my preference....if both were to throw themselves wantonly upon me body, I would definately take some time to deliberate. Heck, I'd prolly make it a contest....whoever's nicest to me.

There's a plus an a minus in every situation. Not that either's bad, jest that some may be more....desireable than others :ph34r: .

For instance. Our dear beloved Jack. He sees yer in yer quarters, lookin' kinda blue, he'll talk to ye, no matter how much ye protest to tellin' the truth, then out pops some guarded, deep rooted secret. Ye start cryin' and he goes down on ye. Ye may have only needed a cuddle. But he goes down on ye. In this case, Will may have given ye the cuddle-and-kiss-on-the -forehead comfort ye needed, but Jack'll just wear ye out. Attatch ye to him. Get under yer skin. And then run off with Scarlett.

Or, you could be incredibly lonely. In need o' some serious tender lovin' and because Will's so straight-laced and worried about repute, every noise comin' outside the quarters yer cuddlin' in (he's savin' himself for marriage), he JUMPS 5 feet in the air, eyes dart around, before you convince him it was just you shiftin' yer weight and get back to the snugglin'. Thirty two and a half seconds later....

Maybe I overanylize this. I have a lot o' spare time, but don't tell me ye all don't.

Either way, I vote Jack. :)

"Oh, never, never, never again,

If I live to be a hundred or a hundred and ten.

I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up

After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up."

~"Johnny Jump Up" -Gaelic Storm

"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."

-Sigmund Freud (on the Irish)

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