Blackbead Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Some pirates have parrots for pets, Some monkeys, others frisky fer-rets! But as for me crew, Only an elephant will do . . . He's huge but he never forgets! "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Guerrero Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 There once was a pirate from Tulass Whose balls were made out of brass, when he clanked them together they played stormy weather and sparks shot out of his arse..... "For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication." -Friedrich Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crows Nest Vintage Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 There, on the horizon. A vessel. Is she a galleon? A man-o-war? A brigantine? So soon she appears, no more than a stone’s throw, the devil take Ye What’s this, a figurehead on her bow, upon polished rails white froth gleams ? Moonlight strikes a bargain with the devil’s own miscreants A jaded eye, glint on steel, a murmured oath, a parrot’s scream "Your pieces of eight Ye Wager soon, I shall be sparkin' some Pirate art by the light of the Moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) There once was a pirate named Jane, Who was only slightly insane, Instead of treasures in her chest, She liked to keep politician's heads there best . . . Well, maybe she's not that hard to explain! Edited November 3, 2008 by Blackbead "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) To be spoken in Key West during PiP, ideally while enjoying a roaring fire and a flagon of rhum... There once was a sailor from Kent 'Twas on the Accord that he went To the cannon's great thunder He'd pillage and plunder 'Till he wound up down here in a tent. Edited November 3, 2008 by Captain Jim My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) OK, I double posted so now I have to write another to fill the space. Here goes: A great buxom wench went to sea Her desire a Pyrate to be And she searched East and West For a great treasure chest That she had one was quite plain to see. A twofer: A pyrate was sailing his sloop Aloof and so proud on the poop While so noble alone So their legend has shown Pyrates aren't so nice as a group. Edited November 3, 2008 by Captain Jim My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 there was an olde pyrate named Dogge, who often got lost in his grog, all the big buxum wenches would hide under benches, for he would often have ate with the hogs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted November 3, 2008 Author Share Posted November 3, 2008 Well done, me hearties! Keep 'em coming! "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 there once was a crewe called Archangel, who liked to work every angle, be for profit or for King, they'd take shiny things from everyone, Devil or Angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 This is Great! Now if only I could write such.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrateleather Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 There once was a pirate from Nantucket... Nevermind http://www.PyrateTradingCompany.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Captain Hook sat alone pondering the sea When he felt a stealthy hand upon his knee, He reacted with quite a shock, Fearing a certain clock-crock, When he heard a little voice - "It's only Smee!" "I'll wager me salmagundy against all the rest! If ye ever taste it ye'll swear ye've been blessed: Black olives and boiled eggs, Wilted lettuce and frog's legs . . ., But it's the rum dressing that makes it the best!" "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 There once was a pirate named Rick Who had a hook instead of a . . . You're right, never mind. "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 There once was a pirate from Nantucket...Nevermind There once was a pirate from Nantucket Who carried his grog in a bucket He jumped ship in Fiji To spend time with his sweetie The Captain shrugged, "He'll just make a muck of it." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Huzzah, Ransom! Who's next?!?!? "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNell Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I have a slew of "unfit to post" ones I will be singing for the LATE NIGHT pub crowd at PIP. Might consider posting some of the more PG13 ones here after I have debut them... Thanks for starting this... these are great!!! “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanaRead Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 (edited) There once was a pirate named RickWho had a hook instead of a . . . You're right, never mind. haha nice! Edited November 24, 2008 by HanaRead "Life's pretty good. And why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 Out of the Caribbean sailed a pirate named Sven, Who was forever expelling odiferous wind, One night the mess was broccoli, Which caused the bo'sun to shout shockily, "Run for your lives! Sven's at it again!" "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNell Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 (edited) Seeing as Dogge shared his and i promised...I said I'd share the crews, but I'll start with myself to be fair: Rusty, the shanty thats me both lusty and busty I be to shag tis quite grand a small fee when on land but she'll plunder yer treasure at sea. (<--- the crew says this line ) Edited January 2, 2009 by RustyNell “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 There once was a laddie named Goober Who sailed on a lovely Gaff Schooner With a girl in each port He thought it great sport To jump anything wearing lace bloomers. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 there once was a pirate named bates, who danced the fandango on skates, till he fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and practically useless on dates. Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 ROFLMAO!! Excellent! WELL done, mate! Well, c'mon ye 'lubbers! Where be the rest of ye?!? "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 Proud pirates boldly sail the Seven Seas, Taking advantage of every little breeze. Their cannon are always blazing, Seeking booty that is amazing, Poseidon's wild fury to appease! "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrateleather Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Here are a few... A Pirate's old parrot called Paul got a gift - an inflatable doll; when he gave it a kiss it just gave him a hiss and then whistled and flew down the hall There once was a Captain O'Doul, Quite an unlucky old fool. skinnydipping one night a shark took a big bite Now O'Doul Has A peg for a tool A Captain O'Leary's old parrot Was a foul mouthed bugger, I swear it, washed his mouth out with soap tied him up with a rope Nothing worked, so we just grin and bear it! A strapping old Pirate named Brock, 'twas said he stayed up round the clock, The ladies revered him, And the sailors all feared him, Because he had a nineteen inch, Sword that hung down the side of his leg... your dirty mind thought I was going to say something else, didn't you? You young buggars think yer all the rage, But Hoi, I'm quite good for MY age, Arrgh, I'm quick in the riggin' And me dinghy's a big'n, Hey, it took two lads to haul it on stage. http://www.PyrateTradingCompany.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadcrowIsland Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 There once was a man of the sea, Who really, really had to pee, But he'd drank himself numb, So he pissed in the rum, And that's how grog came to be. "A Merry Life To Savage Men Who Stand by Freedom's Right, Fuiling Rum To Arm Our Drive And Raid This Ship In Sight. YARRR!" -"Voyage" by Verbal Deception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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