Yaaaar funny pirate shop

[Hawk the QM]

Hahaha I ran across this website 'cuz of Bilge (thank you sir). If you havn't been there, it's a joke, but if you are like me (and looking for good merch) you might just laugh ur butt off.

http://www.piratemonkeysinc.com/pirate/shop.htm

Since it's a joke, I couldn't really add it to the thieves market....... but i wanted to.

edit:

for you own good... take a look at the checkout page.

Edited October 10, 2008 by Thequartermaster

[Rumba Rue]

ROTFLMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A RIOT!

[Merrydeath]

LOL.. I want one of the primitive wooden swords! I have just the right place to put one... in my fire bowl. What a hoot!

[Black Syren]

Taken from the Pub...

Oi Pirate Mad libs!!!

http://www.piratemonkeysinc.com/pirate/interactive.htm

Here is mine lol

One fine day, Black Syren the pirate monkey went out to draw some cutlass. Everything was going fine until she ran into her archnemesis, Peg Leg Red, in Tortuga. 'Oi!!!!' said Peg Leg Red, 'did you just draws some cutlass?' Black Syren simply replied 'Ye scurvy bilge rat!!' and pulled out her crayons. Black Syren and Peg Leg Red ran and drank until they were stormy. But then they realized the folly of their ways, and patched things up over a big bowl of lasagna.

My second one..lol

Once upon a time, Black Syren went out to the shiny island of St. Haunting Lily to look for treasure. The weather was hard and the sea was wet that day. Black Syren anchored the Murano in a cove but before she could even get out the treasure detector, a red Horse appeared in the water. Black Syren knew what to do; she ran a Gardens and picked the Horse. Then, Black Syren the sharp pirate found lots of treasure and went home to jump.

[Hawk the QM]

For you Syren, I made a lib.

One fine day, The Quartermaster the pirate monkey went out to stab some wench. Everything was going fine until he ran into his archnemesis, Black Syren, on Monkey Island. 'Yaaaaar!!' said Black Syren, 'did you just stab some wench?' The Quartermaster simply replied 'slack jawed idiot!' and pulled out his cannon. The Quartermaster and Black Syren pillaged and plundered until they were what's an adjective?. But then they realized the folly of their ways, and patched things up over a big bowl of GROG!.

Moral of the story... don't mad lib unless you know what an adjective is. =)