Capt. Sterling Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Pacing back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth... the chamber clouded with tobacco smoke from pipe after pipe, Sterling finally comes to an exhausted halt. Folding his arms before him, the captain demands... "Well Mr. Roberts?? I am waiting!" "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 **foot beginning to tap impatiently** "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Patrick Burke Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Jaysus, Patrick an' Mary!!! Could yer ownself keep the gobshawlin' down jus' a wee? Some folk work at night an' there ye go gettin' yer dainties in a twist an' tryin' to wake the dead.....**rubs eyes** Sean says tha' he doen know why yer screamin' his own name to the bleedin' rafters...Says after the de-horsin' incident an' the pate rattlin' tha' happened, to bother some other fella.... Er was it anot'er fella named Roberts yer goin' on about?! Still... Yer makin' me head throb wit' all that screakin'.... An' the dead folk doen care fer bein' woke from their slumbers, true as true is. So jus' go on wit' yer own self an' sink a bottle o' porter... **cringe** No carraige rides, though.... Like to never go' the smell ou' o' the last one.... Saints preserve us.... **grumble** ( ) What more diversion can a man desire than to sit him down near a warm turf fire; Upon his knee a pretty wench and on the table a jug of punch... Irish Traditional Song "And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me among Thy saints ." Boondock Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 Not ye, ye bloody Irish git! My quartermaster Jack Roberts... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchman Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 oh sterlings testy, musta been something he ate for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 After a week with thirty odd plus grommets and one glass of wine and I was flying... damn poor company I must have been "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 I am still waiting... damnation...bloody quartermasters... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 You know you cannot rush the arrival of a Baby, Captain?! She has arrived! Keira Lee (sp?) Now we'll be waiting on Dad regarding the pictures...and there better be pictures!!!! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 2, 2008 Author Share Posted August 2, 2008 Congratulations Jack and Brig... just think ye still have time to bring her to Beaufort! And she had better stop in for a visit at PiP, as captain I do claim the right to hold her at least once! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Souris Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 8 pounds, 13 ounces, 22.5 inches long and arrived at 3:47 am.....according to Mae's myspace page. *sniffle* Kiera is precious too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted August 3, 2008 Author Share Posted August 3, 2008 She's a big girl, she actually has an inch and a half on my two.. thanks for posting Kate. Much obliged. BTW, love the new sig pictures you and the hubby have. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Souris Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 thanks for posting Kate. Much obliged. BTW, love the new sig pictures you and the hubby have. You're welcome. And thanks for the compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 HAHAHA! I just saw this thread. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 ...bloody quartermasters... I take offense sir! Well I would take offense if I took my job seriously, but still! Yaaaaar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 ...bloody quartermasters... I take offense sir! Well I would take offense if I took my job seriously, but still! Yaaaaar! Right then, have yer seconds contact mine... swords or pistols is yer choice, either is fine by me says I. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Right then, have yer seconds contact mine... swords or pistols is yer choice, either is fine by me says I. I choose spoons. Any good pyrate will tell you, confusing the enemy is half the battle. edit: will also accept disgusting them with idiocy. Edited October 14, 2008 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 Right then, have yer seconds contact mine... swords or pistols is yer choice, either is fine by me says I. I choose spoons. Any good pyrate will tell you, confusing the enemy is half the battle. edit: will also accept disgusting them with idiocy. Ah spoons tis then! Just hope ye don't mind me firing 'em from my blunderbuss! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Ah spoons tis then! Just hope ye don't mind me firing 'em from my blunderbuss! With a hat like that, I would not dream of a fair fight Sir. Good show I shall retire with the other quartermasters to our bean counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 Ah spoons tis then! Just hope ye don't mind me firing 'em from my blunderbuss! With a hat like that, I would not dream of a fair fight Sir. Good show I shall retire with the other quartermasters to our bean counting. Damnation man, who said anything about fair? Tis staying alive what matters! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Damnation man, who said anything about fair? Tis staying alive what matters! Yaaar.. double post.. see next page for witty remark. Edited October 14, 2008 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Damnation man, who said anything about fair? Tis staying alive what matters! Tis exactly why I'm going below deck and checking our supply of underwear instead of dueling. Fresh out of spoons though, I'm afraid. edit: my apologize, for congratulations are in order for the family addition. YAAAAR! Edited October 14, 2008 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Bess hands over her Muck'n big wooden spoon to Captain Sterling. If you break it...I will kill you. Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 Yer the last person I need coming to my rescue. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) Yer the last person I need coming to my rescue. Yaaaar but at least you have a spoon now. edit: however, ye lost yer independence. Edited October 14, 2008 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 Yer the last person I need coming to my rescue. Yaaaar but at least you have a spoon now. edit: however, ye lost yer independence. Hmmm I do have several sharp, very pointy forks in my pocket.... as fer giving up one's independence, we all give up a little to who we hope may be the right people... NOTE Bess is NOT the right person... ...and by the way.. she is for sale! Cheap... VERY cheap.... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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