Silkie McDonough Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 here I am mindin my own business and I look at the members on line and it is me and Bloody Jack Madd and Mad Jack Wolfe ...just seemed like something unusual to me so I mentioned it ... Hello Jack ...and Jack!
Silkie McDonough Posted July 24, 2008 Author Posted July 24, 2008 Now it is Jack & Jill Red-Handed Jill & Bloody Jack Madd Yea ...I need a life.
Misson Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Now it is Jack & JillRed-Handed Jill & Bloody Jack Madd Curiously, it actually is Jack & Jill, although Jack doesn't have an account here as far as I know. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
Silkie McDonough Posted July 24, 2008 Author Posted July 24, 2008 Yes, Jill and Patrick and ...a few other Californians have mentioned Jill has a Jack all her own. Lucky gal ...I have 4 Jacks for myself ...we play solitaire.
Ransom Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Jill's Jack is called Iron Jack, and with Jill, is master of Bang and Boom. If you really start to count...look at all the names with Mad or Jack/Jacky as part of them. Then it really gets interesting. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
MadL Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Hey now, watch it with the Mad there.... me name be true 'n naught made up, I got th' birth certificate t' prove it too I do, 'n it gots me little snipe foot print on it made in th' king's ink it be! So just ye go pick on th' Jacks but leave th' Mad alone!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Ransom Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Now, now, MadL. No cause for getting your dander up. Didn't say anything insulting about the name Mad, just noticing that it seems to be pretty popular. Actually, if Mad is your given name, I think that's kinda kewl. Kinda like Mad Martigan, or the actor whose first name is Mads or Madds (can't remember his last name, but he played the bad guy in the first Daniel Craig 007 movie). ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Misson Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 You really want to see repetition, count the number of "Captains" we have in our stock of user names. You can't throw a shilling without it bouncing off a captain in the pub patronage. (Note, this is not so much so in regard to the regulars these days, however.) "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
Silkie McDonough Posted July 24, 2008 Author Posted July 24, 2008 Hmmmm ...yes Mission I believe you are right ...did the count in another thread ...hmmm ...where did I put that thread ...more important ...what happened to the needle that thread had been attached to.
Ransom Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Oi, the number of Captains makes me head spin.... ....... Ouch!......I think I found your needle, Silkie! **Plucks the little devil from my...er, ahem...and hands it over** ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
theM.A.dDogge Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Mathusala Aliuitious d'Dogge(pronounced de DO-shay) wot the hell are you guys talkin about?? just seemed to longwinded to type that all the tyme.... M.A.d'Dogge just seemed easier..... you guys just jealous..... so...heres to all the MAD's out there.... WE'RE MAD AS HELL AND WE JUST WONT TAKE IT NO MORE!!!! slainte!
Silkie McDonough Posted July 24, 2008 Author Posted July 24, 2008 I wasn't counting Mad's ...I was counting Jacks. I was not counting Dog's either ...if I were I would include all the crew of "The WatchDog" ...incluing myself ...now if I were referring to jack arses ...well ..maybe you could make the list but you would have to wear something other than your pretty yellow chemise.
Ransom Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 You know, you "Mad" types sure are a touchy bunch. Didn't say nary one derogatory word about the name Mad, and what do you all do?.......Get mad. Now, as far as I can figure, the name Mad (in this context) means kinda crazy like, which seems ta fit. But, I could be wrong. Maybe you were all named Mad 'cause you walk around with a short fuse all the time. BTW, I did say I LIKED the name Mad, so what's your beef, anyways? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
MadL Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 It naught be 'Mad' this nor 'Mad' that! Them is just th' ones what did naught get their shots when they be young whelps! It be 'Jeffrey A. Mad L'; naught that pansy boy dentist on th' east coast what be use'n me name, 'n naught that pansy boy song writer o'er in Germany what that Google fellow be flap'n he's jib about either - I be th' one 'n only Original! Tis 'Mad L', 'n there be a Whole Crew o' us that came o'er here, along with th' Bonesacks we did, 'n we did naught bring no bloody hound dogs neither!!! 'n Ransom, what ye be do'n down under th' table count'n Captain's jacks on yer hands 'n knees like that? Fer cry'n out loud, there be Children round here!!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Ransom Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 Oh, aye, really BIG "children". Besides... I was never on my hands and knees, counting anything. As for Jacks, they be all over the Pub, plain as day, I don't need to go looking under tables for um. And...who, pray tell, are the Bonesacks and what do they have to do with hound dogs, or MadL's? I be a bit confused there. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted July 25, 2008 Author Posted July 25, 2008 ...I be a bit confused there. Aye ...so am I ...?I jus looked t'mae left n'right n'deer were Jacks. Wornt no need ta bae lookn fer dem. Now I gots everyone mad at mae. ***oh! I missed that you found my needle Ransom ...I'm always loosing them & pins ...I have decorated the inside of trans, plains & automobiles all along the east coast with pins and such ...just a talent I guess.
'Bastian Devareaux Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here." Alice didn't think that proved it at all: however she went on. "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice "Well, then, " the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad." ( I just could not help myself....It seemed so befitting on the over-all...) It is time to pause, even so early, for this account is not intended to be about my life...but is, as I have said, about my life's secrets. Secrecy is intrinsic to my work. ~ Christopher Priest “Five and Twenty Ponies, Trotting thru’ the Dark. Brandy for the Parson, 'Baccy for the Clerk. Laces for a Lady, Letters for a Spy.Watch the wall my darling; While the Gentlemen go by.”~Rudyard Kipling
Silkie McDonough Posted July 25, 2008 Author Posted July 25, 2008 Well done Bastian! Well done indeed lad!
Misson Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 Now I gots everyone mad at mae. I think it would take an awful lot to get people mad at Mae. She seemed awful sweet-natured to me. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
Silkie McDonough Posted July 25, 2008 Author Posted July 25, 2008 I dina say Mae, I sed mae! Mission ya gots ta keep up wit mae!
MadL Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 The Bonesacks 'n th' MadLs settle'd th' small town o' St. Paul, Kansas. Befer them it twas but only a small missionary, but after th' arrival of th' MadLs, with their sidekicks th' Bonesacks, it became a hell'va party town, now grown t' a massive population o' 646!!! 'n if'n ye were naught on yer hands 'n knees then how does ye explain th' needle in yer hand...'er th' grin on M.A.d'Dogge's face ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Ransom Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here." Alice didn't think that proved it at all: however she went on. "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice "Well, then, " the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad." ( I just could not help myself....It seemed so befitting on the over-all...) Perfect, Ma Pearl. Oh, as for the needle. It fell in my lap. As for the grin on Mr. d'Dogge's (Doh gee's) face, I wouldn't dare speculate! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
theM.A.dDogge Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 speculate all you want..... ...long as the smile is on MY face......
Ransom Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 In almost every picture of you I've seen, you're grinning about something! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted July 25, 2008 Author Posted July 25, 2008 Either a grin or a devious glint in his eye ...or both.
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