Seamus the Piper Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 A short, stout old salt strides into the pub. On his belt, opposite his cutlass, he wears not a flintlock but a battered (but well-polished) tinwhitle. He strokes his beard and casts a gleaming eye about the room. "Ahoy, me hearties. Seamus the piper at yer service, and it's a very good day I be wishin' ye. "Professional musician by trade, Gentleman o' Fortune by choice, I be. Organist, whistler, piper and more, arrr. "These days, me service be giv'n in th'Hallow'd Halls o' Higher Ed, far from the briny deep, in the mountain and forests o' th' Pacific Nor'west - but to the sea me heart belongs. "Glad to be makin' yer acquaintences, says I." Seamus the piper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Welcome Piper.... How familier you sound. Hmmmm......... Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Welcome aboard lad!! make mine a pint of black barbados rum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Welcome, Lad! Make mine a pint "o guiness! And how'bout play "rollin' down to old maui"? Black Anne Roberts From the great white north..looking for warmer climes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 ::Mad L begins t' greet th' stranger 'n get in line fer he's share o' drink...but suddenly he hears a sound...he's nose begins t' twitch....he be transfixed by th' sound....bewitched he be!!!!:: *thinks t' hemself* "...but...I want some rum too..." ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Ooooh I feel a jig comin' on! Welcome to the Pub and yer music be most welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Ooooo... a musician. :) A pleasure t' make thy acquaintance, Seamus. Ye've come to th' best piratical place 'round. Do sit an' enchant us with yo'r wonderful music, mate. In th' meantime as ye do so, I shall have a good glass of wine. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Welcome to the pub Sir. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casketchris Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 welcome sir and it will be rum for me Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 ahoy Seamus, a tune on your pipes if you please and I'll buy me own drink, a cranberry juice til I'm off meds.. welcome and a health to the company! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Welcome aboard, Seamus. If you have to be landlocked, Shasta Valley is the place to do it. Pretty country there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Oi did I hear music??? *Clears her throat* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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