Merrydeath Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Not sure anyone else posted these but I thought they were piraty awesome! For the pirate who has everything, including a smell like the sea.. http://www.ltdcommodities.com/home/catalog...441103-9B96---1 Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Bilgemunky Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 It's a bit "on the nose" for my taste. Jolly Rogers can be overdone. I prefer the subtlety of a gutted spanish officer for my bathmat - dries the feet right fine, and doesn't maintain fleas quite so much as shag carpet. My toilet seat was intended for the king of Siam before it saw fit to fall into my posession - molded from solid gold, actually. I'd hoped for forged gold, as I'm a fan of durability - and I'm also uncertain whether all 52 gems are genuine (I worry the emeralds may in fact be calcite), but we all have our crosses to bear. For my shower curtain, I typically don't use one, as the servants are relatively punctual about mopping up whatever oversplash my boisterous washing generates. I AM BILGEMUNKY
William Brand Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 If I wanted to tread my wet feet over a flag I would put down the king's colors. Better to dry oneself with the flag of one's enemy. And while I'm thinking about it...Union Jack toilet paper would be nice.
Matty Bottles Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 If I wanted to tread my wet feet over a flag I would put down the king's colors. Better to dry oneself with the flag of one's enemy.And while I'm thinking about it...Union Jack toilet paper would be nice. You should do what Bilgemunky does and wipe with Spanish prisoners - from what I've heard, it helps cover up their smell. "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum
Ransom Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Where's the blood on the floor mat? Where's the tar stains on the towels? Where's the bilge-rat nest in the bathtub? Where are the places on the wall where drunken male pirates have missed the bowl while "shakin' the dew off their lily"? This be some prissy pirate bathroom, I'm thinking! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Merrydeath Posted June 26, 2008 Author Posted June 26, 2008 what?? no mention of the Captain's 'Head'?? lol.. I would love to see a pic of Bilgemonkey's bathroom.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
MadL Posted June 26, 2008 Posted June 26, 2008 Th' Pirates Ha'e Captured Th' Bathtub!!! Oh, 'N That One With Th' Eye Patch Is Drink'n Up All Th' Shampoo!!! Oh No, Mom Ain't Gonna Like This, They Have Torn Down Th' Shower Curtain...T' Use As A Sail I Think!!! What In Th' Blazes?!?! They Ha'e Fill'd Th' Sink With Doubloons They Ha'e!!! ...that's it, I ain't taken no bath til their gone!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
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