MadL Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Why does the theme song from Cinderella suddenly come to mind? **Off-screen a lonely sounding male starts to sing** "Some day my Prince..cess will come." Then again, if she's wearing armor, it might be "Flight of the Valkeries" instead. Nay, tis naught Valkyrie for I toss'd meself in front o' Scarlott's horse last week, instead o' sweep'n me off me feet, her horse just stepp'd on me, 'n relieved hemself as they pass'd o'er.... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 ::Mad L goes t' work sell'n wears, a fine lass walks in so Mad L asks he's employer what kind o' wears they sell. "Rubber" he says, so rub her Mad L did...now he's not employed no more.. Mad L goes t' work for a baker, a fine lass walks in, he's boss says "Go see if if Ms Smith's buns are hot", so Mad L did...now he's not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work at a butcher shop, I fine lass walks in, Mad L asks what she would like, "Banger" said th' lass, bang her he did...now he's not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work at a tavern, a fine lass walked in and ask'd for liquor with a grin, so Mad L did...now he's not employed no more again... Mad L goes t' work as a tutor for a fine young lass o' marring age t' teach her cards and games o' change, "What would ye like t' learn" Mad L ask'd, "Poker" she said, so Mad L did...now he' not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work for a pastry shop, a fine lass walks, "What would ye like" Mad L ask'd, "I would like yer spotted dick...".....:: aha!! me favorite pirate group from MO, you found.. here be more lyrics for it, and a way to hear em too! THE JOLLY ROGERS lyrics http://www.chivalry.com/jollyrogers/C3Lyri...0To%20The%20Sea songs http://www.chivalry.com/jollyrogers/C3Recording.htm Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I be ha'en ALL th' Jolly Rogers.... except'n the DVD...! WHEN WILL TH' BLOODY DVD BE OUT?? I WANTS TH' BLOODY DVD I DOES!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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