Capt. Caribbean Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Hi everyone here is my intro. I have always enjoyed pirates. Have had trouble for some reason posting in the past but now I can. So Ahoy thar maties. I'll be sailing along with ye. Capt. Caribbean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ferget Th' Into, We Wants RUM! oh, now where be me manners? Good meet Capt. Caribbean. now 'bout that sweet Caribbean rum I hears 'bout.... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ahoy, Captain. Welcome to th' Pub. No finer place online fo' pirates. Sit a spell, enjoy th' comradery, carouse and I'll be havin' some Pirate's Choice Key Lime rum, if ye please. Thanks mate. :angry: Troubles b'fore, eh? tsk tsk... can't have that now. Well, here's t' hopes those troubles be gone. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Welcome Capt.! Cheers ! :angry: Black Anne Roberts From the great white north..looking for warmer climes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Now don't be tellin' us the rum's all gone, you might get a noose party. :angry: Welcome! You're picture is rather amusing, what port are you located in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Welcome! You're picture is rather amusing, what port are you located in? :angry: Blimey, me peepers ha'e gone bad again they ha'e! Else this har Caribbean rum be much more stronger then any I e'er had befer!!! Is there really a picture o' Captn Caribbean up there???? ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Welcome laddie. Tell us more uv yerself ...an pass d'rhum. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Caribbean Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Welcome laddie. Tell us more uv yerself ...an pass d'rhum. Aye, Aye maties, I harbor me ship upon the east coast, NC. Oh I wish I still had me ship. Sold her the other year, but me still dreams of clanking halyards and rolling to sleep of a night. I still feels the wind in her sails and the water in me face. Miracle be her name, but now she has a new owner. Maybe one day I'll board another and take her for me own. The Pyrate way, eh? Presently I just set in me armchair and dream maybe strum the ole six string to "Sailing Away", but nothing beats the breeze coming across the starboard rail and the lean of her under me feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Welcome aboard, Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Welcome to the pub. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Aye, a captain wit' out a boat (er... ship) is not a happy man. I hope ye hav a chance at another Miracle, mate. Welcome t' the pub, Captain Caribbean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Ann Drake Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Welcome Capt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Welcome matey, and make mine a mojito with a fresh lime.. none of that pre-tested lime, if you please.. You do look a grisly sight with the red coat and all! I can see ya walking thru the cannon smoke, scaring all with the evil grin.. makes a pirate lass, it does. welcome and thank ya for the round! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Welcome aboard lad ....as long as yer purse stings be slack tell Ray the barman to make mine a Barbados black rum with a wedge of lime and a slice of fresh ginger.. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Are you sure -U- wanna be a pirate? "The gallows were built on the shore near the low tide mark. When Capt. Caribbeans execution was due to take place, large crowds gathered on the shore and in boats moored out in the river. The condemned man had to travel in a procession from the Marshalsea Prison on the south bank, across London Bridge and past the Tower of London to Execution Dock. The procession was led by the Admiralty Marshal or his deputy who carried the silver oar that represented the authority of the Admiralty. The pirate travelled in a cart and was accompanied by the prison chaplain. After the pirate had been hanged it was usual to let three tides pass over the body before it was taken away to be buried in an unmarked grave or sent to Surgeon's Hall for dissection. The dissection of executed criminals had been authorised in Henry VIII's reign and was common practice by the 18th century." Eye hope Eye did not scare the lad off! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 "I QUIT!!" ::Mad L goes t' work sell'n wears, a fine lass walks in so Mad L asks he's employer what kind o' wears they sell. "Rubber" he says, so rub her Mad L did...now he's not employed no more.. Mad L goes t' work for a baker, a fine lass walks in, he's boss says "Go see if if Ms Smith's buns are hot", so Mad L did...now he's not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work at a butcher shop, I fine lass walks in, Mad L asks what she would like, "Banger" said th' lass, bang her he did...now he's not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work at a tavern, a fine lass walked in and ask'd for liquor with a grin, so Mad L did...now he's not employed no more again... Mad L goes t' work as a tutor for a fine young lass o' marring age t' teach her cards and games o' change, "What would ye like t' learn" Mad L ask'd, "Poker" she said, so Mad L did...now he' not employed no more... Mad L goes t' work for a pastry shop, a fine lass walks, "What would ye like" Mad L ask'd, "I would like yer spotted dick...".....:: Oh Bugger! I'm Back... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 See... that's why we're pyrate's! Them jobs is tricky things! Black Anne Roberts From the great white north..looking for warmer climes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Caribbean Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 I give no quarter nor take none either ARRR....!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I give no quarter either — I take them. Quarters, dimes, pieces-of-eight, silver bars, gold bars, jewels ( I likes my jewels, I does), anything worth the taking. Let that be a hint to you not to leave your purse laying around unattended. Welcome to the Pub. Make mine a glass of French bubbly. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 *hick* I'l-l-l take a bubbly French!! Toss in a blond Swiss 'n a read head'd Irish lass too!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Careful, MadL, you're looking at a red-headed Irish lass. Unless you want this champagne bottle smacked over your head! Then again, it might knock some sense into that rum-soaked, goofy brain of yours. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Careful, MadL, you're looking at a red-headed Irish lass. Unless you want this champagne bottle smacked over your head! Then again, it might knock some sense into that rum-soaked, goofy brain of yours. *hick* funny, only thin' I see in th' reflection o' me monitor be a toe-head'd German lad...handsome lad he be.... oh, that be me...does ha'e a hint o' red in he's beard thou, must be th' Irish half maybe if I slump a lit'le this way.....uh...ye...There She Be!!! no, that be me Gena Davis poster on th' wall....perhaps if'n I slump o'er this way...oh, YA! no...that be me Liv Tyler poster... maybe if I stand up *hick* and.....*THUMP* ::muffled voice face down on th' floor:: Ooooh! That be where me copy o' the PlayPyrate rag got to! (secret subscription from Tiger Lee) SCARLOTT HARLOTT!!!!??!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I thought so. Totally hopeless! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I naught be hopeless, I ha'e lots o' hope I do, for I know that one day me princess in shiny armor will arrive 'n she will sweep me off me feet 'n carry me off t' her mighty galleon mounted with 63 gun 'n a haul full o' rum, there we will sail off into th' sunset 'n live happily e'er after driftin' from tropical paradise t' tropical paradise 'n we will pillage 'n plunder e'ery port we cross! I read it in a book by Joan Wilder, "Romancing the Skull", so it must be true! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Why does the theme song from Cinderella suddenly come to mind? **Off-screen a lonely sounding male starts to sing** "Some day my Prince..cess will come." Then again, if she's wearing armor, it might be "Flight of the Valkeries" instead. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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