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"Kinky Pirate Ball"


Lady Alyx

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Well if'n they learn t' stow their ropes properly then perhaps they would not get so kinky....

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Ye mean it not be proper fer a pirate t' wear cheekless chaps 'n a spiked latex harness while on the poop deck??? What 'bout 6 inch spike heeled captain boots?? Nipple rings with chains that connect back t' ear??

....uh oh, bet'er stop before I get set ashore with nay but a pistol 'n single shot!

;)

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Hey, I figure if I was t' show up in an outfit like that, take seat at th' bar - It'd Be All Mine!!! Aint no one gonna come close enough t' get any o' my rum!!

:unsure:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Quote from the dress code page:

Due to the adult theme of this event , the ample availability of alcohol, and the rowdy nature of pirates (just kidding), the venue will not allow weaponry of any kind on premises...

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Oh, good point, I only bring real weapons to children themed events! ;)

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

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Quote from the dress code page:

Due to the adult theme of this event , the ample availability of alcohol, and the rowdy nature of pirates (just kidding), the venue will not allow weaponry of any kind on premises...

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Oh, good point, I only bring real weapons to children themed events! :angry:

:o

Not e'en bat'ery operated rubber weapons?!!?

Now just what sort o' kinky pirate party this suppose'd be I inquire??!!

:o

*blush*

ohhhhh, one o' them thar kinky Vegetable Pirate Parties....

<_<

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Ye mean me Official Pink Ryder Pump-Action Two-Handed Feather-Tipped Self-Lubricating Cat O' Nine Tails with a custom self vibrating handle what got 6 speed levels fer ultimate satisfaction 'n gratitude?!!!?

Oh Goody!!!! :rolleyes:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Ye mean me Official Pink Ryder Pump-Action Two-Handed Feather-Tipped Self-Lubricating Cat O' Nine Tails with a custom self vibrating handle what got 6 speed levels fer ultimate satisfaction 'n gratitude?!!!?

Oh Goody!!!! :(

I think a nice old fashioned belay pin would look spiffy!

It's not a weapon , it's an 18th C "personal" device

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