Lady Alyx Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Dress code page Has anyone from here gone to the Kinky Pirate Ball in Hollywood? ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
MadL Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Well if'n they learn t' stow their ropes properly then perhaps they would not get so kinky.... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Lady Alyx Posted June 4, 2008 Author Posted June 4, 2008 What cracks me up if you read about the attire..they actually mention period attire as well as naughty attire...anything goes in Hollywierd. ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
MadL Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Ye mean it not be proper fer a pirate t' wear cheekless chaps 'n a spiked latex harness while on the poop deck??? What 'bout 6 inch spike heeled captain boots?? Nipple rings with chains that connect back t' ear?? ....uh oh, bet'er stop before I get set ashore with nay but a pistol 'n single shot! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Lady Alyx Posted June 9, 2008 Author Posted June 9, 2008 Is that what yer sportin' to the ball>? ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
MadL Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Hey, I figure if I was t' show up in an outfit like that, take seat at th' bar - It'd Be All Mine!!! Aint no one gonna come close enough t' get any o' my rum!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Graydog Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Quote from the dress code page: Due to the adult theme of this event , the ample availability of alcohol, and the rowdy nature of pirates (just kidding), the venue will not allow weaponry of any kind on premises... Unquote Oh, good point, I only bring real weapons to children themed events! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
CaptainSatan Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 DELETED As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
theM.A.dDogge Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Damnation....can't make it....but REALLY want to see PICS!!!!!
MadL Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Quote from the dress code page:Due to the adult theme of this event , the ample availability of alcohol, and the rowdy nature of pirates (just kidding), the venue will not allow weaponry of any kind on premises... Unquote Oh, good point, I only bring real weapons to children themed events! :angry: Not e'en bat'ery operated rubber weapons?!!? Now just what sort o' kinky pirate party this suppose'd be I inquire??!! *blush* ohhhhh, one o' them thar kinky Vegetable Pirate Parties.... ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Lady Alyx Posted June 20, 2008 Author Posted June 20, 2008 LOL Mad...I am sure you can bring your pink studded vibrating...ah sword..to the party.... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
MadL Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Ye mean me Official Pink Ryder Pump-Action Two-Handed Feather-Tipped Self-Lubricating Cat O' Nine Tails with a custom self vibrating handle what got 6 speed levels fer ultimate satisfaction 'n gratitude?!!!? Oh Goody!!!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Lady Alyx Posted June 20, 2008 Author Posted June 20, 2008 Exactly....that will DEF fit in..... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
lorien_stormfeather Posted August 1, 2008 Posted August 1, 2008 Ye mean me Official Pink Ryder Pump-Action Two-Handed Feather-Tipped Self-Lubricating Cat O' Nine Tails with a custom self vibrating handle what got 6 speed levels fer ultimate satisfaction 'n gratitude?!!!?Oh Goody!!!! I think a nice old fashioned belay pin would look spiffy! It's not a weapon , it's an 18th C "personal" device
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