Lady Seahawke Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 NEW YORK(AP) A man who was carrying a rusted pirate-style sword through Macy's flagship store in Manhattan is facing charges of criminal possession of a weapon. Police say 29-year-old Lawrence Jackson was brandishing the curved sword while visiting Macy's Herald Square store Sunday with his girlfriend. He told police he was carrying the sword because he is a member of a kickball team whose players often wear pirate-themed costumes. He maintains he was on his way to a game when he was arrested. Lady Cassandra Seahawke Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION, Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN For she, her captains and their crews are.... ...Amazon by Blood... ...... Warrior by Nature...... ............Pirate by Trade............ If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Macy do not like swords?? note to self: scratch Macy OFF me lit'le black book!! At th' ripe young age o' 'bout sixteen I once attempted t' walk in'ta th' Bank o' America with a twelve foot rock python 'round me neck when suddenly th' guard comes at me 'n draw'n he's gun He says t' me "Ye can not come in here with tha' thing lad!!" Confused I proceeded t' tell he'm "But I need t' tell th' bank I received th' wrong shipment, this was supposed t' be ten babies...." Th' guard show'n no mercy pulled he's weapon out 'n insisted I leave the bank at once! Sheesh, good thing me friend was not pack'n a reptile, he was able t' stay 'n straighten e'ery thing out 'n get word t' Johnathan Leeky Jr. that we need t' work out an exchange o' goods! ...yet they let some nut-case walk right in pack'n a semi automatic and shoot people all up, but when it come t' a sword 'er a wee serpent they go all bananas ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 In Manhattan you can hardly keep a weapon in your own home. Was the brain donor in question even dressed as a pirate? As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Macy do not like swords?? note to self: scratch Macy OFF me lit'le black book!! well it wasn't a designer sword.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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