Black Hearted Pearl Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Matusalem Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 the mustache guy on the left strikes me as a sex offender
MadL Posted May 23, 2008 Posted May 23, 2008 Me last girlfriend said that I would make a good sex offender...but then the little sod was under aged so what does she know Me ex on the other had always said that I offend sex, 'n that mutton chug'n cow always had'em lined up t' her door so she must be an expert ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Morgan Dreadlocke Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Guilty 'o wot? Lookin' like one 'o them 3 blokes? Outta luck unlessin ya turns #1 upside down PIRATES! Because ye can't do epic shyte wi' normal people.
Iron Hand Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Don't know of what....But I'm sure I'm Guilty.....Jes don't tell Capt'n Sterling........Harrr...........Iron Hand Iron Hand's Plunder Purveyor of Quality Goodes of questionable origins
theM.A.dDogge Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 GUILTY??GUILTTY!!?!??.....I aint guilty....and you cant prove it.....theres no wittnesses....and they lie......wait....guilty of wot???
Silkie McDonough Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I have decided that guilt serves me no useful purpose and I have discarded it.
Iron Hand Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 .....I like that Silkie, sounds quite acceptable......IH Iron Hand's Plunder Purveyor of Quality Goodes of questionable origins
Hester Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I have decided that guilt serves me no useful purpose and I have discarded it. I wish I could convince my sister of that philosophy, Silkie!
MadL Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I sold my guilt and purchased lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, and envy. I was also gon'a get pride so I would ha'e the whole set, but I needed th' change for gas t' get home. ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Hester Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I sold my guilt and purchased lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, and envy. I was also gon'a get pride so I would ha'e the whole set, but I needed th' change for gas t' get home. "I am a mermaid But I've sold my voice For a bottle of gin 'Cause I can't swim And I sure don't want to float!"
CaptainSatan Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 I'm clean shaven these days. But I'm guilty of past facial hair crimes As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
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