Wicked Genia Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Avast, me hearties 'n scallywags! Ye've got yerselves a new piratess! I be Wicked Genia, fullnamed Agenia. I be 17, 'n livin' in beautiful Golden-aged Holland. I started piratin' aboot at me 12th, but it ain't an easy age, I tell ye. Me ship, The Seashell, I "borrowed" from th' most kind gentlemen sailin' the Atlantic. It was originally called "De Zeester", which be Duthc fer Starfish, but seeing as I was sailin' internationally, and I don't like Starfishes anymore ( ) I completely dyed it and renewed it to The Seashell! An' with that, I be invitin' y'all inside fer a mug o' rum! O'course, if ye prefere it, we could go ashore fer th' local pub, but me mateys 'n I just attacked a rumrunner, so, th' joice be all yers. Whereever ye be, th' drinks be all on me!
Iron Bess Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Well well..... (wipes me nose on Jacky-Tars sleeve as I steps away from the bar) Welcome mate. Drinks says you? Of course you're buy'n say's I... Pour yer purse out on the table top here and let's share the wealth. Mai Tai fer me and... a friendly game of Liars dice?? (S'cuse me a minute... head'n back to Jacky's sleeve. Sniff...) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Jacky Tar Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Welcome lass! Enjoy yer stay. Ray, I'll hav a root beer, on the lass's coin. Thank ye, Agenia!
Ransom Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Welcome, Genia, to the Pub. (I watch with a bemused expression as Iron Bess uses JT's sleeve at a hanky. 'Course, she's wearing her cutlass, so I guess protesting wouldn't do him much good. LOL) The Pub is a grand place, and since tradition says you buy the first round, I'll have a glass of Fench Bubbly, if you don't mind. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 (I watch with a bemused expression as Iron Bess uses JT's sleeve at a hanky. 'Course, she's wearing her cutlass, so I guess protesting wouldn't do him much good. LOL) Fair enough... Her ship was sinkin' when I got here.
Iron Bess Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Fair enough... Her ship was sinkin' when I got here. It was not!! 'Twas only me nose that was runn'n..... Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Capt. Sterling Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Welcome to the pub! Here come sit with me, no chance of catching a cold here. Runny noses indeed! Feel better Bess! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
William Brand Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 I was privileged enough to visit fair Holland just this last summer and I loved it thoroughly. So many beautiful period buildings and excellent museums. Welcome aboard.
LadyBarbossa Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 heavily at Bess wiping her nose on Tar's sleeve::: An' Jacky... how would ye know Bess' vessel be sinkin'? Did ye sink it? :::eyes Jacky with a smirk::: Welcome to th' Pub, lass. Good t' see more of our Brethren popping out of th' woodwork in Europe. Tis a grand story, lass. I'll be havin' sweet red wine, thank ye kindly. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Silkie McDonough Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 "Rhum." After Ray pours Silkie turns to the new lass. "Welcome. browse around, enjoy the view and antics and if your lucky you'll learn more than you ever thought existed about the GAoP."
Jacky Tar Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 An' Jacky... how would ye know Bess' vessel be sinkin'? Did ye sink it? :::eyes Jacky with a smirk::: Me, sink the Sea Witch? Nay, that ol' tub, just started springin' leaks. (Slips Alder's auger, safely out o' sight, behind the bar.)
Wicked Genia Posted April 30, 2008 Author Posted April 30, 2008 Thank y'all fer th' kind welcome An' with this I can understand that the sinkin' o' vessels be common here? Oi, bartender, more drinks!
MadL Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 :leans o'er t' Jacky Tar 'n whispers: "...this one har be a lass, right Jacky??" Welcome t' the' pub lass!!! ....does ye cheat at a good game o nine man Morris??? ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Jacky Tar Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 :leans o'er t' Jacky Tar 'n whispers:"...this one har be a lass, right Jacky??" Aye, MadL! A lass this time. Nay, Wicked Genia, we don't make it a habit o' sinkin' other pirate's ships; professional courtesy dictates that we don't usually attack one another, in port.
Capt. Sterling Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Nay, Wicked Genia, we don't make it a habit o' sinkin' other pirate's ships; professional courtesy dictates that we don't usually attack one another, in port. Damnation!! Professional courtesy, bugger that! Too kind fer a pyrate... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Jacky Tar Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Nay, Wicked Genia, we don't make it a habit o' sinkin' other pirate's ships; professional courtesy dictates that we don't usually attack one another, in port. Damnation!! Professional courtesy, bugger that! Too kind fer a pyrate... Ah! Sterling, aren't ye late fer yer own hangin'? We don't extend the same courtesy t' pirate hunters. Oi! Gather round lads an lasses, wit' Sterling, we get a twofer... We can hav a ship sinking an a hangin'!
Silkie McDonough Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Jacky, I believe that is "the late John Sterling" not "John Sterling is late". The captain has never been late for his own hanging!
Capt. Sterling Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 I am always on time fer a good jig! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
MadL Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 I am always on time fer a good jig! *hick* Aye, Ano'er Jug! We needs ano'er jug o'er here we does!! :thud: ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
oderlesseye Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 I am always on time fer a good jig! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Rumba Rue Posted May 8, 2008 Posted May 8, 2008 Welcome to the Pub, keep your arms and legs about you, and just had over the booty.... just kidding We do have another member, Charity who is also from Holland, but she hasn't been online for quite some time.
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