JohnnyTarr Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I have relized that there are too many attractive woman on this site. You all are too tempting to my eyes. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I have realized that there are too many attractive woman on this site. You all are too tempting to my eyes. I'm sorry, I can't help the way I look, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 But is it my fault that I lust after so many of you all? Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Honestly, its what you do with that feeling of lust, that becomes your fault... especially since ye are married. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 That sort of lusting gets people killed in Florida all the time where it's OK to shoot first and ask questions later. Sounds more like midlife crisis than anything else. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Hurricane's comment about a Midlife crisis, sounds reasonable....Considering this is falling all too quickly on the heels of your last thread regarding an old flame... I would suggest speaking to a marriage counselor, to keep your marriage safe.. Joking about this sort of thing is one thing... but then you best make that clear... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 but there are so many pretty women out there. And to be a proper sailor I should have a woman in every port right? I was meaning for this to be a light hearted thread. Meant to compliment all the attractive ladies out there. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 In that case ...as I look at the best photo of myself I can find, we thank you Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Ahhhh Sweet little Billy-Dos's are always welcome. (Chuckle) Pirate women know how to appreciate a well intended turn of phrase. And how to repel one that is not.... I'll take you compliment Pirate. Because it's true. We ARE a handsome bunch! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I do know that if I said such a thing and my wife was found out about it I would rightfully be looking for a new port myself. Good that you have the latitude to do that... Been there, done that and packed my bags too many times to dabble in lusting others these days. I'd like to keep my family jewels intact. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I was meaning for this to be a light hearted thread. Meant to compliment all the attractive ladies out there. Good to know... concerned there for a bit... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Pirate moralists... Fascinating... My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Pirate moralists... Fascinating... LOL! Me moral? Uh not in this lifetime! Hey I'll flirt with anybody and have fun - yes I do have my limits....somewhere..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Morality — it's more like guidelines than actual rules (LOL This coming from a pirate who has been happily, and monogamously married for 17 years) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Well said to Blackjohn and Ransom....... hormones will make yea daft ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 My apologies for offending... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Pirate moralists... Fascinating... Blackjohn anti-morals (?) Me pro.. Pyrate Pyrate Hunter.... gee go figure?!? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 morals?? ooo I love them cooked in butter!! oh blast, you mean morals and NOT morels.. sorry. I've got too many of those to poach... but I do like the catch and release version of it. A bit of flirt, a smatter of friendship, a tad of flatttery and everyone feels a bit more like a hero. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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