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I have relized that there are too many attractive woman on this site. You all are too tempting to my eyes.

Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry.

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I have realized that there are too many attractive woman on this site. You all are too tempting to my eyes.

I'm sorry, I can't help the way I look, lol! :ph34r:

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Honestly, its what you do with that feeling of lust, that becomes your fault... especially since ye are married. :ph34r:


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That sort of lusting gets people killed in Florida all the time where it's OK to shoot first and ask questions later. Sounds more like midlife crisis than anything else.

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Hurricane's comment about a Midlife crisis, sounds reasonable....Considering this is falling all too quickly on the heels of your last thread regarding an old flame... I would suggest speaking to a marriage counselor, to keep your marriage safe..

Joking about this sort of thing is one thing... but then you best make that clear...


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but there are so many pretty women out there. And to be a proper sailor I should have a woman in every port right? I was meaning for this to be a light hearted thread. Meant to compliment all the attractive ladies out there.

Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry.

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Ahhhh :ph34r: Sweet little Billy-Dos's are always welcome.

(Chuckle) Pirate women know how to appreciate a well intended turn of phrase.

And how to repel one that is not....

I'll take you compliment Pirate.

Because it's true. :ph34r: We ARE a handsome bunch!

:ph34r:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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I do know that if I said such a thing and my wife was found out about it I would rightfully be looking for a new port myself. Good that you have the latitude to do that... Been there, done that and packed my bags too many times to dabble in lusting others these days. I'd like to keep my family jewels intact.

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  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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I was meaning for this to be a light hearted thread. Meant to compliment all the attractive ladies out there.

Good to know... concerned there for a bit...


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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Posted
Pirate moralists...

Fascinating...

:lol:

LOL!

Me moral? Uh not in this lifetime! ;):lol:;);)

Hey I'll flirt with anybody and have fun - yes I do have my limits....somewhere..... ;)

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Morality — it's more like guidelines than actual rules :lol:

(LOL This coming from a pirate who has been happily, and monogamously married for 17 years)

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and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Pirate moralists...

Fascinating...

:lol:

Blackjohn anti-morals (?)

Me pro..

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Pyrate Hunter....

gee go figure?!? ;););)


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morals??

ooo I love them cooked in butter!!

oh blast, you mean morals and NOT morels.. :rolleyes:

sorry. I've got too many of those to poach... but I do like the catch and release version of it. A bit of flirt, a smatter of friendship, a tad of flatttery and everyone feels a bit more like a hero. :o

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