theM.A.dDogge Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 this here thread is for quotes...punch lines of stories...things heard said at PiP....all that end with some kind of story..... for example...... "portugese punch" "nekid pyrate" "F.B." and "F.B. II" "Amanjira...aman..amjirka...HOW THE HECK DO YA SAY YER NAME!!!" that boy sure can play the flowerpot.... may i dance with yer "jingly-jangly bits"....... those were just a few off the top of me head......add yer own...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Who heck is F.B. II? I'm a bit jealous. Besides its AAAAAA man JIRia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 "John, how could you? Especially after our last night together in Barcelona!" Quoting F.B.II "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbington M. Normal Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Heres a couple. "We need more knives!" "That's not how we do it on myyyyyyyyy planet!" i'll see if i can remember any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mae Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 "I'm single.....just thought you might like to know." "You clip it to your butt?" The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 "My feet" If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 "My feet" Gee...who said that?? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I can't wait for the shirts to come out. My feet still hurt. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Let's see if I can recall this one correctly... "The captain has moved beyond words. He now just stands there and gestures, grunting in pain." "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 "is maddogg really wearring a dress?.....yeah ....dont ask?" "yellow feveryellow fever yellow fever yellow fever" "pull my finger....the call your trying to make canot be made.....sorry wrong finger" "pppssshhfffffffffttttttttt.......dont look at me...it was the Latrine Ghost" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 "Yes, but at least it's still a float" My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misson Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm just going to beat William (FB II) to the punch, because I know he's going to post this. "I am the leather thong pirate!" -Mission, the naif I said some other screwloose thing that he wrote down in his Book of Whills to share with y'all, but I don't want to rob him of all his fun. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Aboard the Wolf, while firing upon the Fort While figuring out the right measure of powder to use in me pistol. BBQ-Patty: So why do they call you Stynky, is it because your gun sounds like a fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 ROTFLMAF What fun! Stynky, you're a riot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Aboard the Wolf, while firing upon the Fort Before I realized that my frizzen spring was too stiff, I kept shattering flints and misfiring. Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click Cascabel: Or not. sparse laughter from those on board Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click Braze: Or not. laughter grows with attention on me Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click Tourists & Pirates together: Or not. more join in laughing Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click, BOOM the crowd cheers excitedly Captain Marci: Finally! - rolls her eyes the ship erupts into loud humiliating laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie wobble Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Harry would go through camp in the morning calling out " BRING OUT YA DEAD " don't know why it just hit me as funny every time , he did it in 2005 also . I don't think if i can post about maddog and the rings of fire willie wobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I don't think if i can post about maddog and the rings of fire willie wobble Well, now you simply MUST! Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Hurricane: Hey Stynky, don't let anyone take a picture of you naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Okay actually wasn't spoken AT PiP but was a result of PiP... get home and FBH asks..."SO what did you learn at this event?" and the youngest Middy...Josh, age nine, states emphatically.... "Maddogge taught me how to open a beer with a sword and how to light a pipe.." Gee almost wish I could reproduce the look I got after that answer.... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 "Maddogge taught me how to open a beer with a sword and how to light a pipe.." SEE..... That be wot's wrong wit th' modern American school system..... they just don't be teachin' th' important things evey Pyrate should aughta know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbington M. Normal Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 "Maddogge taught me how to open a beer with a sword and how to light a pipe.." Aw, I wis Maddogge taught me 'ow to do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Give him time lad, give him time... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 ok now....just to set the record straight.....I showed him how to open the beer with a sword...Billie showed him how to light his pipe form the lamp.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Yeah I'll buy that... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't smoke but I bought a pipe. Go figure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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