BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Come 'er ya little nipper! What do ya want fer Xmas? And sound off like ya got a pair!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! Ol' Black Jacks gonna try to fit into his Santa suit ( we got plenty of pillows), fer the annual kids Xmas party's at out local VFW n' Fraternal Order of Eagles club with a final reindeer stop at our Masonic hall ( Didn't think Ol' Black Jack twas' capable of being a Free Mason did ya?). Me first mate, the voluptuous n' sexy lil' elf babe "Shanghai Sooz" will take some pics so you guys kin have a good laugh, I know EP will get a roll n' chuckle out of 'em ! Also , Our local Marine Corps. League broke a record for collecting toys n' $$$ for "Toys for Tots". HOORAH! n' HO HO HO! with a HAR HAR HAR! AAAARRRRRRR!, Ol' Black Jack aka Jolly Ol' ....what's his face! :) :huh: YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Ooooooh, can I sit on Santa's lap? Would Santa like a lap dance? Rumba Rue **A twisted mind is a good thing to have** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 Ooooooh, can I sit on Santa's lap? Would Santa like a lap dance? Rumba Rue **A twisted mind is a good thing to have** Aye lass, Me lap tis's a bit worn but thars always room fer a lovely lassie wit a Christmas list! :) BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I've been a good girl this year... really... ask my Master.. and my husband... heheheheh SMOOCH big guy "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Good on ye, matey. A toast ter a piritical Santa. I'll be collectin' toys fer the tots as well, on the 20th. But I'll be in me Star Wars garb. We always have a big t'do in front of a Toys-R-Us. Arrrrr. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Share Posted December 14, 2003 Good on ye, matey. A toast ter a piritical Santa.I'll be collectin' toys fer the tots as well, on the 20th. But I'll be in me Star Wars garb. We always have a big t'do in front of a Toys-R-Us. Arrrrr. Hoorah Captn' ! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Santa, I've been naughty and nautical all year.. what do I get? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Pictures mate, we gotta see pictures. I mean Santa in pirate boots, big belly, flintlock pistol and cutlass, big old white beard, pirate head scarf, drinking a 40 and handing out toys! Now that's an idea for a Xmas card if I ever heard - thought of one. Wait that is a good idea. . . hold on. . . This idea is hereby copyrighted by me Stynky the pirate © 2003 But seriously, you gotta show us some pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellava Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Santa baby..... I've been good..... actually when I'm good.....I'm very good but when I'm bad.....I'm better!!!!!!! The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Share Posted December 14, 2003 Pictures mate, we gotta see pictures. I mean Santa in pirate boots, big belly, flintlock pistol and cutlass, big old white beard, pirate head scarf, drinking a 40 and handing out toys! Now that's an idea for a Xmas card if I ever heard - thought of one. Wait that is a good idea. . . hold on. . . This idea is hereby copyrighted by me Stynky the pirate © 2003 But seriously, you gotta show us some pictures. We still haven't figured out our digital camera, so we got a couple of them disposable ones. So tomorrow after breakfast we'll head to the Walmart n' drop em' into the 1 hr. developing thing. Scan em' n' send to ya's. We grow some real cute kids here in Ohio, with real long Christmas lists too! Santa Black Jack's a little worn on the fringes but me first mate n' I n' the kids had fun. The funny thing about this is that my mom (yes the ol' girls still alive 83yrs old), still can't see me doing this santa bit cuz I was such a mean n' onry kid growin' up. She never did understand me.....or did she? BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 I thought Santa was supposed to make kids happy not scare them. Let's just hope you don't be giving some of the VFW elders a heart attack... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Good on ye, matey. A toast ter a piritical Santa.I'll be collectin' toys fer the tots as well, on the 20th. But I'll be in me Star Wars garb. We always have a big t'do in front of a Toys-R-Us. Arrrrr. Why not be a pirate at Toy's R Us? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stynky Tudor Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 . . .still can't see me doing this santa bit cuz I was such a mean n' onry kid growin' up. . . Naw, not you mate. We can all see by yar signature picture yer just a big old softy. I mean that coat, cutlass and forty, you're almost there, just need a big bag of coal, ah I mean toys that you be plundering and taking away. . . um giving to kiddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Share Posted December 14, 2003 I thought Santa was supposed to make kids happy not scare them. Let's just hope you don't be giving some of the VFW elders a heart attack... Ha !! Remember mate, I had a big white beard coverin' up da scars n' scowl! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Share Posted December 14, 2003 Santa, I've been naughty and nautical all year..what do I get? SPANKED!! You bad bad lil' girl YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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