Red Cat Jenny Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Hehe got a funny Haloween story? Here's one I just found Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police. The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him. An EMS team soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey. " Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police said. "People weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train." DOH!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
JohnnyTarr Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Now that is rare. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry.
Graydog Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 An EMS team soon cleared up the confusion. (Greydog Note- It took an EMS team to determine he was ALIVE!) Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey. (Greydog Note- He was so drunk it takes an EMS team to verify he is alive and the cops say "Vunderbar, you just remove zat makeup unt you be gute to go!") Germany home of Oktoberfest! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 31, 2007 Author Posted October 31, 2007 and pickled people lol! See if it was here he'd wake up with lipstick and signes pinned on him and his wallet gone.... Aye New York Oh and probably a fine of some sort (The Government's version of trick or treat) Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Yeah... and a LAWSUIT from some sniveler claiming psycological distress or some non-sense! Bo
Graydog Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 Yeah... and a LAWSUIT from some sniveler claiming psycological distress or some non-sense! HEY! If it wasn't for snivelers we wouldn't have lawyers! Yea, and then where would we be? Oh...nevermind. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
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