BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Ol' Black Jack has yet another wrinkle on his sea bleached n' wind burned face. Me middle swab turns 18 yrs. old Friday. Being that he knows everythun' now, I shouldn't have ta worry about nuthun' now ...right? YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Poor old Jack... feelin his age, is he? You're still a stud to me, big guy! "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
Merrydeath Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Same here,, oldest kid in college. Youngest is thinking about the AirForce for next year. Some one keeps telling me I am only as old as I feel, an I feel about 30 when he pats me arse. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
El Pirata Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Ol' Black Jack has yet another wrinkle on his sea bleached n' wind burned face. Me middle swab turns 18 yrs. old Friday. Being that he knows everythun' now, I shouldn't have ta worry about nuthun' now ...right? >>> SIGH :angry: <<<. Black Jack now has a 20 year old Marine deployed in Iraq. An 18 yr old radical with a 3.6 GPA. My baby's a 15 year old swab that the jury's still out on. >>>SIGH :angry: <<<. Black Jack :angry: Yer gettin old! Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 Ol' Black Jack has yet another wrinkle on his sea bleached n' wind burned face. Me middle swab turns 18 yrs. old Friday. Being that he knows everythun' now, I shouldn't have ta worry about nuthun' now ...right? >>> SIGH <<<. Black Jack now has a 20 year old Marine deployed in Iraq. An 18 yr old radical with a 3.6 GPA. My baby's a 15 year old swab that the jury's still out on. >>>SIGH <<<. Black Jack Yer gettin old! Gettin'?...Gettin'? Ol' Mate ....I'm thar! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
RyannMacGregor Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 *buys BJS a tall round of his favorite poison to help take the edge off* Cheers mate.....dare I say it only gets worse?!? Just remember.....pillage first, burn last. Captain of The Morrighan.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 *buys BJS a tall round of his favorite poison to help take the edge off* Cheers mate.....dare I say it only gets worse?!? Just remember.....pillage first, burn last. Ton of thanks Lassie! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
RyannMacGregor Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Could be worse Black Jack.....ye could be sittin' h're in PST, and it's still a couple of hours til 5. *BIG SIGH* Captain of The Morrighan.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 Could be worse Black Jack.....ye could be sittin' h're in PST, and it's still a couple of hours til 5. *BIG SIGH* Yer right lassie! Tis still happy hour here!!!!! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 13, 2003 Author Posted December 13, 2003 Well, The cake n' ice cream is gone n' I made it thru it. another wrinkle but still walkin' n' vertical. BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted December 14, 2003 Posted December 14, 2003 Ye be needin a quest. Maybe ye be needin to find the fountain of middle age... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
captweaver65 Posted December 14, 2003 Posted December 14, 2003 if you allow yourself to grow up that is when you grow old Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Posted December 14, 2003 Ye be needin a quest. Maybe ye be needin to find the fountain of middle age... Ouch Beaver!...quit it WALLY! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Posted December 14, 2003 if you allow yourself to grow up that is when you grow old I guess Peter Pan has the right idea huh? YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted December 14, 2003 Posted December 14, 2003 Ye be needin a quest. Maybe ye be needin to find the fountain of middle age... Ouch Beaver!...quit it WALLY! LMAO!!!! Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2003 Posted December 14, 2003 if you allow yourself to grow up that is when you grow old I guess Peter Pan has the right idea huh? Do ya mean, BJ, that ya should wear green tights and make friends wit fairies an Lost Boys? or like me too,, never grow up, never grow old! MerryD just put another Pirate decal on her new car..says.. Kiss me I'm a pirate. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 14, 2003 Author Posted December 14, 2003 QUOTE; Do ya mean, BJ, that ya should wear green tights and make friends wit fairies an Lost Boys? Actually...."Shanghai Sooz" wears the green tights (crotchless by the way). She's Bi-sexual n' likes ta get lost wit da boys. My kinda first mate! BJS YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Capt Grey Posted December 16, 2003 Posted December 16, 2003 As the wise adventurer Indiana Jones once said: "It ain't the years, honey; it's the miles." Matey ye got plenty o'miles left, sez I. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
El Pirata Posted December 16, 2003 Posted December 16, 2003 BJ's a fairy??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 16, 2003 Author Posted December 16, 2003 BJ's a fairy??? Ah....um....NO!....NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
El Pirata Posted December 17, 2003 Posted December 17, 2003 Are you sure? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 18, 2003 Author Posted December 18, 2003 um....ah.....YUP! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
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