The pirates tale...

[Thomas Anstis]

A very simple thing this.

All you have to do is add to the story, whether thats by putting in a couple of wordds or even putting in a whole chapter.

I wish to see just how epic and long this story could become and i'll start you all off....

[Thomas Anstis]

Our story begins on the coast of Tortuga, A willing young pirate known as Thomas Anstis is searching for his lost uncle.

He walks into a bar and to his astonishment...

[Black Syren]

Barely manages to evade the fist flung towards his head, a fight was in it’s prime and the tavern was crawling with those brawling, those seeking to evade and wenches that were urging them all on.

[Red Cat Jenny]

He ducked a second swing which brought him to eye level with a nearby table. There sat a tankard which he rescued just as an unlucky bloke was flung across it and it crashed to the ground. He slunk to the left draining the cup as he went, grinning all the while at the spoils which might be gotten in all this distraction.

[lady renee]

the spoils came in the form of a tall, full-chested and saucy wrench who

said in a throaty voice," i see that your thirst is very deep like the sea

that you sailed on. i would like to use your thirst to sail deep on my

bed." the pirate replied," my thirst on finding me lost uncle can be on

hold for now because i would like enter your bed like a pirate ship

sliding into a harbor in the night." as he was grabbed by the wrench.

the bed bounced up and down like a full-masted ship caught in a

full-raging storm. after the bed had settled down like a ship in a calm

and safe harbor, the young pirate went to sleep and dreamed of

pirate gold and saucy wrenchs. meanwhile, the wrench was fast alseep

and dream of being the mistress to the young pirate.

when dawn broke, the door flung open and the meanest and the biggest

pirate came crashing in like a hurricane and said," you forgot to pay

for the room like anyone else who wants a little r and r." which made

the pirate and the wrench woke up startled.

[lady renee]

the young pirate got up starked naked,went for his sword and pointed it

at the bigger pirate's groin area and asked," did you have a death wish

just about now?." the bigger pirate backed away slowly,went out of the

room backsward and never taking his eyes off the sword tip. the wench

who was looking at the scene unfolded before her eyes, got up starked

naked, pick up her dress from the floor,fish out two copper coins from

a hidden pocket and gave them to the bigger pirate. the bigger pirate

said,"lass, next time make sure you pay for a room for a little r and r.

tell your friend to put down his sword before he hurts himself with it.

in case that you are wondering, i am the owner and barkeep of this

drinking place" as he started to walk down the stairs. the young pirate

dropped his sword,grab the wench around the waist and steer her

towards the bed which had survived the stormy lovemaking last night.

meanwhile, the pirate owner and barkeep was making sure everyone had

plenty of rum to drink and making sure everyone had paid for a room in

advance. the pirate owner had a puzzled look on his face because the

young pirate had looked familiar to him.

[lady renee]

later that day, the young pirate and the wench came down the stairs,

went up to the bar and they both ordered a bottle of rum. the pirate

owner said,"lad, what brings you to our humble town?". the pirate

replied," i am looking for me lost uncle. his name is cutlass jack. his

foes feared him and even his own mother. last year, he had sent me

a pirate postcard saying,"wish you were plundering here" which came

from here. that was the last time i heard from him." the pirate owner

said,"lad, your uncle was me pirate captain for many years. sadly, he

had to quit the pirate business because of "health" reasons. the pirate

postcard that he had sent you was his way of trying to recaptured his

days of being a pirate captain. your uncle is now the town's postmaster

who delivers the mail in the afternoon. you can wait for him at the

table close to the door.". the young pirate said," now, i know what

happened to me uncle. i would like to buy a bottle of rum for me

uncle."

[lady renee]

the young pirate and the wench went to the table and both waited for

noontime. when noontime came, a big pirate came in with a mailbag,

went up to the bar and gave the pirate owner his mail. the pirate

owner said,"someone is looking for you. the person is sitting at the

table near the door." the big pirate asked," is the person related to me

or part of my past?". the pirate owner replied back,"the person is

related to you. he has come a long way to meet you, cutlass jack. you

had sent him a pirate postcard." cutlass jack turn around towards the

table, walked up to the table and said,"thomas, my nephew, it is good to

see you and you are looking "healthy". you are a younger version of

me.". thomas got up from the table and said,"uncle jack, i am glad to

see you are doing well these days. we have a bottle of rum to share with

you. since you sent me the pirate postcard, i had become a pirate just

like you, uncle jack." cutlass jack then turns towards the wench and

said," michelle, i had given you a decent job of working in the post office

with me. why did you quit?". michelle replied back," because i missed

my old job of being the wench of the week. i had made more money here

and also made more men yearned for me as a wench here then as a

postmistress.".