Ransom Posted September 11, 2007 Posted September 11, 2007 Well said, sir, well said! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Patrick Hand Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Kinda interestin'...... No one has said nuffin' bout those O' us wot "break wind" very loudly each mornin'......... Not that it be somethin' worth discussin' in polite Society an such....... An it do be kinda nice that th' wind blows that-a-way........ But this belchin' burpin' an' fartin' gots to be delt wit..... SO ...... Rats..... ye gots ter camp way over thar..... Silkie... yer over thar...... Awh heck.... or else we can have a loud noisy camp.......
Capt. Sterling Posted September 12, 2007 Author Posted September 12, 2007 Kinda interestin'......No one has said nuffin' bout those O' us wot "break wind" very loudly each mornin'......... Ack!! Patrick I was saving that for another thread!!! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Rats Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Touche Mr. Hand!!! "I fart in you general direction, you silly English Kinn-igett!!" I perfer swift! I prefer silent!! ... and most important.... Mass Dee-Structive!! No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?!
Patrick Hand Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 An' Spittin'....... can't be fergittin' bout th' spittin contest..........
Ransom Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Okay, I am like sooooo glad I have a motel room. And, before introducing myself, I'll be sure and check the which way the wind is blowing - weatherly wind, not yours! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Patrick Hand Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 I am like sooooo glad I have a motel room. Yer going ter miss the spittin' contest an' th' 1812 Oveture ?
Ransom Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 I am like sooooo glad I have a motel room. Yer going ter miss the spittin' contest an' th' 1812 Oveture ? If you perform them first thing in the morning, yup, I'll miss them. I'll hope the fuge has dissapated before I arrive in camp. Maybe I'll bring a canary in a cage, just to be safe. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Black Syren Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 i have no idea why ya'll dont's like sunrises...personally i likes em a lot...without sunrises...how would i know its time for bed?? I like sunrises... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Patrick Hand Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Just ter update this thread, before it kinda dissapears..... Luckly th' wind did it's wind kinda thing..... So no Pyrates were harmed by any noxious vapors nor purple haze (if they were.... heck I was still asleep an' missed it...........) Can't vouch fer alla th' dead fish flosting downwind of us.... but that coulda been a oil tanker leaking or something.........
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 i thought that was the "latrine ghost"...damn thing seemed to be everywhere!?!?!
hurricane Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 i thought that was the "latrine ghost"...damn thing seemed to be everywhere!?!?! You should have been in the Port Royal camp. I had two visitors on the second night... one was obviously stricken with Yellow Fever - I woke up shivering and with labored breathing and the second one was a Native American who wouldn't shut up. Woke the whole camp up with that damned channeling thing I do. They didn't like the Indian much. Very fun sleeping in the fort. Lots of "visitors" stop by it seems. At least it wasn't the angry Chinese guy who scared Diosa to death once. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
RustyNell Posted January 8, 2008 Posted January 8, 2008 <---- snores and talks... I have no idea about anyone else in the crew. I can't hear them over me own snorin' Chrispy says someone told him we have to move our tent further away from the Fort as they are worried about the foundation. “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce
Ivan Henry aka Moose Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 If I be drunk, then I be snorin. That means, I be snorin.
Capt. Sterling Posted November 3, 2009 Author Posted November 3, 2009 LOL... forgot about this thread... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Silkie McDonough Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 I now have a rechargeable Black & Decker power tool battery for my CPAP machine. This means that my snoring will be almost non existent. It also meas that I will have to leave gear behind because I it weigh's so much!
Mission Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 And some of you wonder why I insist on getting a room off-site. Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate."
Guest Posted November 4, 2009 Posted November 4, 2009 People snore at nights ?....... Drink 'nough Rum, and ye won't even hear 'em........
Mae Posted December 2, 2009 Posted December 2, 2009 Took the cannons to wake me up last year....a little of the green fairy will cure what sleep obstacles may ail ye. The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay
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