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  1. 1. Which personal lubricant would you use?

    • ASTRO GLIDE
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    • K-Y JELLY
      2
    • SPIT
      6
    • PENNZOIL GEAR LUBE
      0
    • AXLE GREASE
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Merrydeath

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*wiggles ear..*

Did you say.. Topping of the bed?

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Merrydeath

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Are you arguing FOR or AGAINST it? lol. ;)

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Merrydeath

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* winks at Ryann*.. I think you just did! ;)

Toppings on the bed it is..Does anyone have a nut allergy, cause the Nutella is gonna flow....

Forgot to mention.. at a bonfire one night at a rennie party, I painted on Nutella on about half the women. Next day..they all had hickeys..

I am the proclaimed..Nutella goddess. All hail to the cocoa!

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Nigel

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:lol::lol::lol: Nah..just a shower.

Well...considering the topic of the thread....... ;)

"...She's dirty.....

She needs a bath....."

;)

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Merrydeath

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DAmn!!! that is what we need!!

WE need a hot tub!

Do I hear an aye for a new topic of..a hot tub??

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Merrydeath

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The bubbles tickle me nose.

Mister Studley, ya are not sapposed ta be in head first... then again..

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Merrydeath

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. >.~~~~~~~~~

it be.. Mister Bubbles!

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SirJewelsCole

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Did aye stumble apon the adult section of the forum? Oh righto, it is a adult forum. I must ave missed the disclaimer. Well since I'm eyre I'll say that none of the above is me favorite. They all seem to start rolling up into little balls and before you know it you just ave to keep on adding and adding and adding. Me theory is just get the engine fired up real hot and walla. next thing ye know yer slipin' and slidin'. All you ave to do is carry yer boardin' spike and hang on for dear life if ye did it right. :)

Cordially,

Sir Jewels Cole

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"In casa di ladri non ci si ruba." trans. "There is honour among thieves."

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RyannMacGregor

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Oh great...a hot tub...what next...little paper umbrellas in our drinks?!? :D

Yes?!?..great...make mine a double and throw in two cherries....thanks barkeep! :P

Now just when are we plunderin'.....err....takin delivery of this aforementioned hot tub? :D

Captain of The Morrighan.

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Merrydeath

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Done and done.. an' no stinkin little embrellers...

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Scupper

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We're pirates! No Umbrellas. Cutlasses!

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

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Scupper

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LOl Of course I did. I've been piratical since birth. I plundered me crib mates blanket

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

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Merrydeath

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Scupper matey, did ya have a little pirate flag on yer hiney, seeing as how you were a booty-grabbing pirate?

Taking the other's bottles, cursing ta teachers to an early grave, pillaging the other's lunchboxes for gold.-- twinkies?

:D

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Nigel

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Reminds me of a good phrase I heard at PiP:

"That must be an X on your rear, lass, 'cuz I be diggin' yer booty!"

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Merrydeath

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heard that one already, but still a good one!

I have the bumper stickers..

just another pirate chasing booty..

and.. Kiss me i'm a pirate!

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Merrydeath

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ah.. it was on the 'lines NOT to use on a wench' list... :D

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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