What's yer favorite personal lubricant?

[RyannMacGregor]

Rumba lass,

that be the same thing I make, only around here we call it Lust Dust. Urban Decay makes it too, but its too dear for me, so I learned to make me own.

and aye, your mouth does water from it..anywhere.. even a bagpipe..

Well.........ye gonna share the recipe?!?

[Merrydeath]

Ryann lass, I do sell it at faires under the blanket, but its in another file I am having trouble finding. As long as anyone uses it for personal reasons, I don' mind.

Just lay off selling it around me area! I needs the coinage for me garb lust.

[RyannMacGregor]

Ryann lass, I do sell it at faires under the blanket, but its in another file I am having trouble finding. As long as anyone uses it for personal reasons, I don' mind.

Just lay off selling it around me area! I needs the coinage for me garb lust.

On me black pirate heart, I swear to ye, I'll not be doing that. Did I say that with a straight enough face for ye? LOL....really, not a problem. Hmmmm...personal use...Hmmmmmm.....*gets a wicked grin on her face*

Oh...and I find meself wonderin' who is goin' touch the "under the blanket" part of this..........

[Merrydeath]

*shakes head... *

'an here I missed that! and I see the evil grin on yur face, missy! Do we agree on it, or is it a free show fer the men of a kitten fight?

*winks to show, no worries mate!*

*doffs cap an wiggles eye brows*

..well I do have a date fer later from a scallywagging Irish man.. "

[RyannMacGregor]

Ooooohhhh....them are just the right kind tooo..... Just hopes he don't smell like corn'd beef and cabbage. Have a good time, lass.

LOL....oh..and they be likin' a "show", I'm shuuuuuure of it. *winks back*

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Blakc Jack, you are thinking too much! Give the toothpaste a try. It will heighten your sensations and bring you to a new level! And yes, you do fill cavities with it, isn't that the point? LOL!!

Silly me ....Yer absolutely right!

[Merrydeath]

I likes the smell of carnal beef and cabbage.

[El Pirata]

Blakc Jack, you are thinking too much! Give the toothpaste a try. It will heighten your sensations and bring you to a new level! And yes, you do fill cavities with it, isn't that the point? LOL!!

I wonder if this works for punching the clown???

[Saucy Kate]

Merrydeath Posted on Dec 10 2003, 11:43 AM

  Ryann lass, I do sell it at faires under the blanket, but its in another file I am having trouble finding. As long as anyone uses it for personal reasons, I don' mind.

Very personal, to be sure!

Do send, if'n ye finds it!

Saucy Kate

[Scupper]

And this Irish pirate be wondering what be wrong with Corned Beef and cabbage?

Scupper

[RyannMacGregor]

Nothin' at all....as long as it comes with a side of horseradish.....Hmmm...there ye be BJS.....make it a wee bit "spicy and hot", don't ya think? :angry:

[Mad Maudlin McCrumb]

And I thought I was kinky!!! :angry:

[Merrydeath]

its only kinky the FIRST time..

Save the horseradish fer someone else, I like mustard, hot and spicy!

[Nigel]

Ayer, ye be puttin' the Naughty in Naughtical!

[Scupper]

ye be talking Chinese hot Merrydeath?

Scupper

[Merrydeath]

I did mean German hot and spicy.. but

Bring it, Scupp... :)

Save Santa the trip... be naughty ALLLLLLLLL year!

[Scupper]

Arrggghhh I'll bring a whole caro of mustards!

Scupper

[Merrydeath]

Just as long as its hot and spicy,

but once in a while..there is a champagne mustard that is great on a ham and swiss! The sweetness and then the tart.. ah your tongue tingles and then..mmmmmmmmmmm.

Can you bring honey too?

[El Pirata]

Arrggghhh I'll bring a whole caro of mustards!

Scupper

Caro, isn't that syrup?

[Merrydeath]

wondered 'bout that, then I thought.. oh gee!

Round here, we use that on pancakes.

[El Pirata]

wondered 'bout that, then I thought.. oh gee!

Round here, we use that on pancakes.

It does have a pleasureable use.

[RyannMacGregor]

Mmmmmmmm...but it just doesn't beat the real maple syrup...of course...Mrs. Butterworth's is an excellent substitute.

[El Pirata]

Mmmmmmmm...but it just doesn't beat the real maple syrup...of course...Mrs. Butterworth's is an excellent substitute.

Isn't that one and the same?

[Nigel]

"Oh...Missus BUTTERworth!"

[El Pirata]

"Oh...Missus BUTTERworth!"

You might want to get a room, maybe Motel 6 has a vacancy.