What's yer favorite personal lubricant?

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

The fleet wants ta know.....

[Merrydeath]

You forgot to include just plain old 'natural sweat' from two passion-filled lust-crazed bodies. Either that or hot tub water.....

[Matty Bottles]

Me favorite lubricant is hers.

[Mad Maudlin McCrumb]

You know my answer to that one, thar, baby... pass me the axle grease and that spatula, eh lover?

[captweaver65]

well Black Jack m'dear,

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yers

[El Pirata]

Big, fat, thick or thin, vasaline gets it in...

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Me favorite lubricant is hers.

AW MAN!....YER GETTIN' ME OL' LADY AAALLLLL FIRED UP MATE!!!!

YEEEE HAW!.....THANKS MATE!

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

well Black Jack m'dear,

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yers

Captn' Weaver my dear,

It would be my tongue and all the fun that runs off it!

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Big, fat, thick or thin, vasaline gets it in...

El Pirata Ol' Mate,

I'm tellin' you this as a cyber mate n' a brother in arms. You've been in da Army too long mate. Vasaline is like vitamin "M". It's used for everything from personal lubricate to greasin' firing pin's in 90mm cannon breeches (been thar ..done that)

Black Jack!

PS. I'm showin my age...They phased out the 90mm field implement didn't they? I was a tank commander on the old M-60. The main gun was the 90mm.

[Matty Bottles]

What can I say, mate? God designed wimmim like a good engine. Tho' here are two rules to remember. The first one has dual purposes and applies to manual transmissions and wimmim: If ye can't find it, grind it.

And here's another rule one of me shipmates lives by, which I've never had the misfortune to test: If she don't know yer name, ye ain't the father.

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

You know my answer to that one, thar, baby... pass me the axle grease and that spatula, eh lover?

Oh you sweet thang you.....Ya know how ta run up the sheets on Ol' Black Jack's main mast, don't ya?

Black Jack

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

What can I say, mate? God designed wimmim like a good engine. Tho' here are two rules to remember. The first one has dual purposes and applies to manual transmissions and wimmim: If ye can't find it, grind it.

And here's another rule one of me shipmates lives by, which I've never had the misfortune to test: If she don't know yer name, ye ain't the father.

Yer gonna fit in proper here mate!!!!

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

You forgot to include just plain old 'natural sweat' from two passion-filled lust-crazed bodies. Either that or hot tub water.....

.....Is that an invite my lady?.....plllleeeaase????

[Nasty Kanasta]

I prefer Crisco put in a pastery bag and shoved into the dry orfice.

NK

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

I prefer Crisco put in a pastery bag and shoved into the dry orfice.

NK

Hey ya lil' welp,

Leave yer pastery bag in yer foot locker cuz Captn' Weaver has a pneumatic grease gun attached to a 55 gallon drum of good stuff. I'm sure you'll fit right into her game plan.

I'll just bet you got beat up alot on the play ground when you were a kid, didn't ya?

-black jack

[Atlantic Enchantress]

Me, I prefer the K-Y. It is silky and smooth .....

Now, if you add a dab of toothpaste, well that just tops it all off! Make sure it is the mint PASTE, not the gel!

[El Pirata]

Me, I prefer the K-Y. It is silky and smooth .....

Now, if you add a dab of toothpaste, well that just tops it all off! Make sure it is the mint PASTE, not the gel!

Toothpaste, hmm, never tried that one...

[Merrydeath]

You forgot to include just plain old 'natural sweat' from two passion-filled lust-crazed bodies.  Either that or hot tub water.....

.....Is that an invite my lady?.....plllleeeaase????

How about strawberry smoothie edible body lotion? My cabin or yours?? and leave the axle grease on your boat... You won't need it.

As a ren wench, I make a great edible body powder, soft, sparkly, and tastes great in cocoa, vanilla, and for the season.. apple cinnamon. I bribed a fire marshal with it in Chicago at the Midevil Times restaurant, and a hunky romance COVER MODEL....

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Me, I prefer the K-Y. It is silky and smooth .....

Now, if you add a dab of toothpaste, well that just tops it all off! Make sure it is the mint PASTE, not the gel!

Hey Puddin',

Ain't tooth paste suppose ta prevent cavities? With no cavities, how are they gonna get filled wit fun stuff? And if ya had no cavities in other places, wouldn't dat cause some other health problems. On top all dat, it would really frustrate yer lover....wouldn't it? Hmmmmmm sounds like the makins of another poll .....yeah....

Black Jack's thinkin' too much ain't he?

[captweaver65]

well Black Jack m'dear,

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yers

Captn' Weaver my dear,

It would be my tongue and all the fun that runs off it!

mmmmmmm

it depends on where yer goin with that thing and what the dimensions of the equipement are.

:)

ifn things get tight I like good ole atomic lube....but I can't find grape flavored anymore...

[captweaver65]

I prefer Crisco put in a pastery bag and shoved into the dry orfice.

          NK

Hey ya lil' welp,

Leave yer pastery bag in yer foot locker cuz Captn' Weaver has a pneumatic grease gun attached to a 55 gallon drum of good stuff. I'm sure you'll fit right into her game plan.

I'll just bet you got beat up alot on the play ground when you were a kid, didn't ya?

-black jack

yes!

and good old motor oil mixed with a little liquid soap will give a bad little piss ant an experience he'll never forget.

[Viperpirate]

"What's yer favorite personal lubricant?"

Tis a silly question, depends on the island ye be tryin to get to. All ports be tricky, just takes a few turns of an hourglass and location to find yer right one.

Any good pirate should know this, even dem navy folks.

[Rumba Rue]

Well, a couple of years ago when I went to the Arizona Ren-faire, I picked up some 'Honey Dust'. You just put it where you want to lick ( ), and sweetness just fills your mouth.

Course then ye get wimmen like me, who gush fountians with just the right touch.....

Rumba Rue

**Men are like bagpipes, no sound comes from them unti they are full**

[Merrydeath]

Rumba lass,

that be the same thing I make, only around here we call it Lust Dust. Urban Decay makes it too, but its too dear for me, so I learned to make me own.

and aye, your mouth does water from it..anywhere.. even a bagpipe..

[Atlantic Enchantress]

Blakc Jack, you are thinking too much! Give the toothpaste a try. It will heighten your sensations and bring you to a new level! And yes, you do fill cavities with it, isn't that the point? LOL!!