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Rats rats yum!

Rats rats yum!

They're munchy, crunchy, munchy, crunchy, Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

One of the wonderful things about Rats, is "I'm the only one!"

I'm the only one!

:ph34r:

See what happens when they take away the rum rat-ions??! :ph34r:

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:ph34r: ***Pulls flask from coat pocket and hands it to an obviously demented Rats*** "Here, quick, take some of mine."

Whew. For a second there, I thought it was a Rats rendition of "Fish Heads." :ph34r:

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and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Rats, have you had enough limes lately? * feels Rats head *

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Rats rats yum!

Rats rats yum!

They're munchy, crunchy, munchy, crunchy, Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

One of the wonderful things about Rats, is "I'm the only one!"

I'm the only one!

:ph34r:

See what happens when they take away the rum rat-ions??! :ph34r:

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Thank you Rats for such a good laugh.

BriarRose hands Rats a full tankard of Rum. Have a drink dear sir.

And thanks again for the laugh. You just made me day. Now I have to wipe the tears from me eyes you had me laughing so hard.

Oh, by the way, Rats are very, very intelligent creatures. And they make very good pets too.

:P:P:P and I am still laughing.....

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So just how would you prepair rat on ship?

Sauteed with mushrooms and onions maybe a little rice on the side and a large tankard of rum. :ph34r:

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wot?...no relish?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Holds out a jar of me homemade plum chutney. "Here, try this. It goes with anything."

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Hey! My rat's drinkin all the rum!

OOOhhh marinated rat...

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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holds out a flaggon and grins,

how do ye perpare rat aboard ship......raw an wrigglin....with enough rum ye dinae care :lol:

Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service

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Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string

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Here is a scrumptious recipe I found that I think you all will enjoy.

Rats in the Mood

Deku Delight

Place a dozen smoked rats (the small field-rat type) in fresh water and soak for 30 minutes. Prepare a sauce of tomato, onion, piment and palm oil in a large skillet. Drain the rats and remove skin and other inedible portions. (?) Fry for about 20 minutes, turning occasionally until well-cooked. A true connoisseur eats them piping hot, bone and all!!!

Serving tips: Usually offered as an hors-d'ouvre, they also are delightful arranged on a platter of carrots, lettuce, and cauliflower. Or just slide them on a hot dog bun . . .

** This recipe comes from the Zaire cookbook "Where There is No McDonald's" . . . :huh::huh:

Bon appetit !!

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The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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Rats tonight? ...again, captain? We've been eatin' rats for the past week!

I couldn't help but be reminded that the my county authorities have advised the local (Ramapough) indian tribe here in town "not to hunt and eat the squirrels".....yep, true story, because the Ford motor corp. decided to dump their toxic waste in the area. ...so now, our squirrels (and rats) are contaminated. I took a doubletake when I read the newspaper article.

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Heh I was telling William Red Wake that my mom had an old Betty Crocker cookbook with a recipie in the back for quartered squirrel.

I must find that now.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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:ph34r::ph34r: Cool Picture Lily. Thanks for the laugh.

I actually like rats and mice I think they are adorable. So I am not sure if I could eat one. However my grandmother has some old recipes for Opossum, rabbit and squirrels. I will have to get them off of her sometime and post them.

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Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.

The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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LOL

Aye Patrick, love that!

Mice on a cracker, Mice with asparagus, etc...

Great movie actually...

Here's a song....

"Man! I feel like a ratty!"

[sung to "Man! I feel like a woman!" by Shania Twain]

<A group of gorgeous female ratties stand poised with guitars. Dapper (wearing a top hat) swaggers up to the microphone>

I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some strife -- perhaps get me a wife

Yeah I wanna squeak and flout

No inhibitions -- make no conditions

Get a little out of line

I aint gonna act tame-pet-edly correct

I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a ratty

Is the prerogative to have a little fun

Go totally crazy -- no time to be lazy

Pounce on Fudge, hide under the rug

Woah oh oh oh

Sneak and tease, yeah -- stash all the peas, yeah

Get in Mum's hair -- climb where I dare

Woah oh oh oh

I wanna be free to feel the way I feel...

Man! I feel like a ratty!

<female back-ups> Do do do do do do

<dancing>

The cage needs a break -- tonight we're gonna take

The chance to get out on the town

We need lots to drink -- we're gonna make a stink

We're gonna let our balls hang down

The best thing about being a ratty

Is the prerogative to pee on everything

Leave a proud scent trail -- paint with my own tail

On Dad's shirt, on Mum's skirt

Woah oh oh oh

On the TV remote, yeah -- where others will note, yeah

Pee on the chair -- pee where I dare

Woah oh oh oh

I wanna be free to feel the way I feel...

Man! I feel like a ratty!

<female back-ups> Do do do do do do

<dancing>

<music builds up to the finale>

The best thing about being a ratty

Is the prerogative to have a little chew

Enjoy the great caper -- shred toilet paper

Chew mouse cords, floorboards

Woah oh oh oh

Carpet and blocks, yeah -- feet in their socks, yeah

Gnaw on the chair -- gnaw what I dare

Woah oh oh oh

I wanna be free to feel the way I feel...

Man! I feel like a ratty!

<female back-ups> Do do do do do do

<dancing>

I get totally crazy

Can you feel it

Come and join in the mischief

Man! I feel like a ratty!

Stolen off of; http://www.dapper.com.au/songs.htm

Truly,

D. Lasseter

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:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Very Cute...Very very, Cute....thanks for the laugh, Dorian dear.

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The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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Here is one of me Favorite poems:

Mice

I think are rather nice.

Their tails are long,

Their faces small,

They haven't any

Chins at all.

Their ears are pink,

Their teeth are white,

They run about

The house at night.

They nibble things

They shouldn't touch

And no one seems

To like them very much.

But I think mice are nice.

Poem by Rose Fyleman

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

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Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.

The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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How about a cookbook on how to cook rats and mice.....

http://bertc.com/cooking_rats.htm

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

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Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.

The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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Munch Munch Yum!

Munch! munch.......??? What's everyone looking at?? :lol:

Cuz IIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one!!! :lol:

Here's to you all and above all, glad to bring a smile!! :lol:

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Lol...ew... :( * giggle * Thanks Rats..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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