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Welcome to th' Pub, Willie.

Now.. sounds like this be a politically correct version of One-Eyed Willie :)

Again, welcome. Glad t' have ye here with th' wily lot of us. Ye'll not find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. ;)

Sit, spout a few tales... and as fo' drinks... whiskey first please, then rum. Then the tequila.

~Lady B

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Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Good evening to ye sir..

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Hangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!
As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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Malformed? Missing an eye - that's nothing. Scars? Well, hel... we all have those. You don't look too malformed to me.

Hope you're not missing a hand that can dig into your purse and pay for a round of drinks. If you are, then you may be leaving here a bit malformed. B)

Better buy a round, Mate. It's the custom.

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and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Oi!! Malformed?? Missing an eye?? oh he's talking about himself... Welcome to the pub... have a grand time of it!

And Lady B, when did you turn into Obi Wan... :ph34r:


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Um...welcome willy those are n interstin assortment of images there..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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