Silly troll post

[GCat]

I came here cause i need Eastside Hockey Manager. I figured this was some kind of Piracy forum where I could ask where to get it.

[Clearly he/she/it was wrong, so they thought they'd troll instead. Silly rabbit.]

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

Thanks for that nugget of wisdom "homefry", here's an idea.... why don't you go back to kindergarten and figure out how to speak english correctly then we'll talk. Oh, and while your taking your 22nd trip through high school you might want to pick up one of those square things filled with paper, it's called a book. Now I know all you think paper is good for is "rollin blunts" but you might actually find something interesting if you can understand the big words. Final thought (this one's the kicker) I along with most other people on this quaint little board are married, or have a significant other and get more action than you've ever seen, so why don't you just grab your lotion, box of tissues, and hooked on phonics tapes and go play in traffic.

[GCat]

Arrrrr, Finally one of thee unbrave Pirates steps forwards and challanges thee to one of your Pirate duels.

[see? Trolls love responses. It feeds their egos. Leave them be.]

[Captain Jim]

Capt. Gage, my friend, it is quite impossible for us to insult this sort of invertebrate life-form as nothing that we can imagine is low enough, your eloquence notwithstanding.

Now would some moderator roll this troll to the door?

[Silkie McDonough]

Couls someone kindly explain how someone looking for "Eastside Hockey Manager" would bring someone to this forum? Somebody made a serious wrong turn at Albuquerque!

[Black Syren]

What I fail to understand is, If he does not like the Pub...Then why did he post?

[Iron Bess]

Now would some moderator roll this troll to the door?

Me thinks Mission is away and I cannot Moderate this Forum m'self....

Word has been sent to the Admins.

[Isabella Gage]

I agree the irony in his coming back shows he must have some interest, or nothing better to do.

Your English (or grasp of Ebonics) either way is disappointing.

As for my dear Lazarus' relations with the elephant woman... I'd say I'm more of a walrus or manatee.

[Silkie McDonough]

Ahhh, Mistress Gage, Thank you kindly for the laugh!

[Mission]

Ok, funny or not, responding to trolls is pointless. In fact, it encourages them to post more stuff.

Sorry I couldn't get to it sooner, but in the future please let the mods deal with them. Just a word to the wise.