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[FO :ph34r: NT=CouriWell mi skervyer] Well mi skervy lads, just sailed by to find ye all here. My name is John Rackham aka Calico Jack, I was angged in 1720 but got dug up by mi loyle lasses Mary&Anne, so here I am, where's the RUM then?? :ph34r::ph34r:

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The rum be a'top what ever bar you plunk's yer money down on. :lol:

First rounds on you mate, I'll have a Mai Tai! :ph34r:

Welcome to the port of all Pyracy Captain :ph34r:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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och....wha ay?....another capn?...wel now....a capn ya be....a buyin ya be fer certain....and a drynkin i be....fer certain....says i....

inn keeper, set meself up wit anoder of dem dark, stout bilge gotten drynks o' yers....an top off wit a rum er two.....

as i down da drynk, lay me head back upon the table wence it came....and slumber back doen into the dreamfilled world of lov'y wenches, wit two...big.....huge ....mugs o ale...and everyday tis me burthday........zzzzz :ph34r:

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"ankered"?

Is that like an anker sore? :blink:

If'n yer resurrected, don't be drippin' seaweed an' whatnot all about. Please keep yer sea vegetables confined t' jest one area. Ray'll not be happy followin' ye and pickin' up after....

I'll take a Mai Tai like Bess. 'Tis gotten warm enough fer sure fer them "tropical" drinks, methinks.

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Welp, Calico, m'dear'n... how's 'bout a variety o' drinks whilst listening to yer stories of th' old days? This Lady 'll very well much enjoy such tales.

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I'll take a Mai Tai like Bess. 'Tis gotten warm enough fer sure fer them "tropical" drinks, methinks.

WHOO HOO!!!

Atta boy!!! :lol:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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I'll take a Mai Tai like Bess.  'Tis gotten warm enough fer sure fer them "tropical" drinks, methinks.

WHOO HOO!!!

Atta boy!!! :lol:

YAY! I'VE GOT THE BLESSING OF THE NEXT DISNEY PRINCESS!!!

;)

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Good evening sir... Welcome to tha pub... I'll have a shag off me tankard after ye fills it up wit Appleton Rum..

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:ph34r: Well, thank e for a fine welcome :ph34r: If only ye were not so far away?? :ph34r: I'll put a shilling or 2 over the head so ye can drink till ye drops, me, i'm after those wenches on er so to keep up mi reputation :ph34r:

is any of ye in my port?(UK) would be good to pillage together, or a barrel of RUM!! :ph34r:

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Welcome Captain Tis nice to see another new face here bouts. As fer the drink A Plunder Me Cherry if'n ye will extra cherries of course. *Steals Matts Mai Tai as well :ph34r: *

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Jack is that you? where the girls? Mary and Anne God I haven't seen them in (turns as if he can still think and scratches his head) maybe four years????? How"s the water treating you? How long you been at sea mate? I believe that you even look shorter? no matters Its still Guinness mate and thank you very much

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[FO :huh: NT=CouriWell mi skervyer] Well mi skervy lads, just sailed by to find ye all here. My name is John Rackham aka Calico Jack, I was angged in 1720 but got dug up by mi loyle lasses Mary&Anne, so here I am, where's the RUM then??  B)   :huh:

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Welcome Aboard, and Amongst the Living too. Glad to see you've been resurrected. And as for a drink I will take some Disaronno on the Rocks if you please.

Aye, now how about telling us all some of your stories and adventures.

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