El Pirata Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 I'm shipping them marked as educational tools!! What an education to open up a can of whup ass? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Hellava Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 In just a few hours..... School will be in session!!!!! It will definitely be a learning experience! *doing the Happy Dance, singing.....I'm leavvvvvvvvving onna jet plannnneeeeeeeeeee..." The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
El Pirata Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Uncool beans, I wish I could go. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Hellava Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 It's a very exclusive school and these be very private lessions! The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
RyannMacGregor Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 It's a very exclusive school and these be very private lessions! Isn't that suppose to be "Pyrate" lessons? Captain of The Morrighan.
Hellava Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 True...... The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
RyannMacGregor Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Just remember luv, being clapped in irons, doesn't mean applauding when handcuffed. Grinnin's ok though. Captain of The Morrighan.
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"
Hellava Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 There's gonna be a lot o' cuff'in and a lot o' grin'in go'in on! Not to mention a lot o' other thangs go'in on as well....but I'll jes leave te rest up te yer imagination!! The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 leave te rest up te yer imagination!! Not without pics. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Ye know.....the boards 'ere, are goin' to be quiet with the lot of ye's "engaged" in one-on-one communicatin', and what not fer the next day or two, or three. How's 'bout lettin' us know ye's are alive, when you surface for air? He's a keeper if he brings ye java in bed, in the wee mornin'. And that just be for "reinforcin' the troops", so ta speak. All jokin' aside, have a great time you two. Best for ye travels Hellava. Captain of The Morrighan.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Ya mean like she's a keeper if she brings him his viagra in the morning? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Something like that.....gotta keep her just to wear off the viagra, don't ya think? Captain of The Morrighan.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Why not. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Hellava Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 If our hands aren't too busy and if there's a break in the action and if we still have any strength left.... Pyrate or I might find a keyboard for a second or two over the next several days to say WHEWWWWWWWWWWW!! Thanks for the well wishes. *doing The Happy Dance...singing...CALLLLLLL....IIIIIIII...FORNNNNNN.....YAAAAAAA....HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
Hellava Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 BTW....Pirata..... you sound very knowledgable about Viagra. Talking from personal experience, are ya???? The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Hey nothing wrong with a little help when you need it. Better to pop a pill beforehand then the get laughed out of the sack. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 However on another different note, remember your male friend might not be the prize you think he is, look at this pic I just found of him... I know I should have let you down easier but some things are best said directly... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Hey nothing wrong with a little help when you need it. Better to pop a pill beforehand then the get laughed out of the sack. will....not.....touch.....tooooo.....easy......will...not....reply.......arghhh must....control.....ohhhh....f@ck it I wish more men felt that way!!! Captain of The Morrighan.
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Did you guys hear about that chemical spill in Arizona? A truck full of liquified Viagra wrecked in Tucson along I-10.... -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 OMG If I had any liquid in my mouth I would have shorted out my monitor with that one. Thank you completely. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 Missy Tales.. I think you from the bottom of me black heart.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Posted November 27, 2003 You think her??? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
the Royaliste Posted November 27, 2003 Author Posted November 27, 2003 On a slightly more sober note, Myself and the crew of the Tallship Royaliste wish everyone here at the Pyracy Pub the best possible Thanksgiving..The world has a lot of trouble, sure, but it always does, and we usually still find enogh good to give thanks for..Regardless of your political or religious persuasions, have a very enjoyable holiday from all of us..The Holiday season is just beginning, take the time to relax and treasure the days....Fair winds and a Following Sea, Gary
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