Sassy Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 This be true, Black Jack.....but a pyrate gal be liken a gift er two (er threes, er fours) from a gentyman ev'ry now an' agin. Besides, te corset an' spikey boots war fer te be amatchin' te set Santy wears udder that red coat o' his! Har's hopin' ye has a great Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 > Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. > > One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. > > Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the > Dragon Slayer. > > Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. > > Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer..... > > MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills > Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jack Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 ~ Jack Bartholemew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 YO HO SASSY LASSIE, If yer land locked in Kansas...Build a prairie scooner! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Pulls dirk, (yep, the spellin' s correct! )..tries to carve on the storm swells.. "PIRATES ROCK AND RULE!!!"..... returns dirk to top 'o the 'beaver blend', an' steps back aboard on the roll..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassy Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Black Jack....a prairie schooner jes 'tain't te same as the rock'n 'n roll'n of a ship on the sea!! I'll prolly be acatch'n te ferst fly'n house outta this wasteland soon. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 Ahoy!..Best be bringin' them ruby slippers!!!... *Makes 'Double RR's' below, and heads back aboard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Ahhhhh...felt the need to bring this thread back into the daylight, and out of the locker.............*gets out her dagger and carves into the ceiling, one of the last spaces available......damn...how did Michelanglo do it?*** Captain Hook Captian Hook must remember Not to scratch his toes. Captian Hook must watch out And never pick his nose. Captian Hook must be gentle When he shakes your hand. Captain Hook must be careful Openin' sardine cans And playing tag and pouring tea And turnin' pages of his book. Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't-- But mostly Captain Hook. ~Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 *Looks both ways, then steps in when no one is looking* *Reaches down and slowly pulls out his......dagger* (Thinks) *"Hmmm, don't feel too poetic today"* *Starts carving waffle patterns in the seat so everyone gets "waffle ass"* *Snickers and sneaks back out* BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 *Starts carving waffle patterns in the seat so everyone gets "waffle ass"**Snickers and sneaks back out* *finds out that Black Skot likes waffle arse, decides her arse wouldn't be to pretty with waffle wit syrup on it.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 *pulls out knife, and whittles lines (both vertical and horizontal) in different sizes and widths, so no one will suffer "waffle ass", but "plaid arse" instead...* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 *pulls out knife, and whittles lines (both vertical and horizontal) in different sizes and widths, so no one will suffer "waffle ass", but "plaid arse" instead...* So Morgan, are ya saying you are a Scottish arse? A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we keep any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too." Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Kidd Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 *scribble scribble* "Intwined in this situation Only too wander unclothed While somewhere I plead For my dire need is to return too my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janette Morgan Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 *Scribbles in coal* There once was a lass named Janette, Who with Cowan lad made a bet. If the crewmen played drums, She would try Cowan's rum. The poor maid hasn't recovered yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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