blackjohn Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 cat... I dunno... but I get this feeling she's a combination of the bounciness of Cindy Lauper in "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with the comedic sauciness of Mae West. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 *Yeowling in a squeaky CAt voice* Red CAts just wanna have fun!!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 OR..... The version by Wierd Al...... Cats Just wanna have lunch......
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 *Red CAt stops running about fer a sekint...* ....."Lunch sounds good Patrick.... .... ........wot ye got?".. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 PBJ..... but just like a kid makes them..... Slater on the peanut butter... and GOBS O' jelly...... the bread is only there th hold it all in................. If ye wanna do something.... aaaargh... do it to excess....... So Jenny... I gots th' jar O' peanut butter... and the jelly... you gotta bring the bread..... happy picknick.................. woh cool...................
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 11, 2007 Posted March 11, 2007 Jenny and a loaf of bread stop by Patrick Hand's period correct picnic blanket..well except fer the Jelly jar.. sets a spell while he tells her some of his stories causing her to laugh way too hard... Cheeks smared in jelly an still laughing she thanks Mr.. Hand and heads off to see wot other interesting things an people be about.. .......Patrick.... ........................................ I was hungry .........thanks fer th lunch.. Don't change.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I'll be toasting English muffins tonight ..thank you.. just right... and ..I'm not wearing shoes..or sitting up straight..I might even go swimming right after... heh - Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 AwwwwwWWWW Thanks Maeve.....it's perfect.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 I find the "Cat Loaf" strangely disconcerting... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Hee hee no..it's CAt toast... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Hee hee no..it's CAt toast... So it's toasted cat loaf? Well that makes all the difference.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Gah! Aright...have it yer way Doc Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Quartermaster James Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Taking this thread back to it's origins... Since these German toasters made there appearance here, I have learned that there are similar items available stateside. Not pyratical mind you, more Mickey Mouse, or Winnie the Pooh, mind you. So, my devious little mind is wondering if one could take one of these units and customize it with a "toast stencil" of one's own design? Hmmm...I see the "Toaster project" looming on the horizon! Mmmm...toast!
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Oh speak to Chole Black...I believe she is skilled at um..disembowling toasters and the like... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Quartermaster James Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Well, um...err...it sounds like she has some interesting hobbies... I've seen some toasters that claim to offer multiple "brands" to your toast. Leads to to believe I can just cut my own drop in stencil. Will probably first experiment with adding such to my current toaster. Uh, yes...I am talking about installing sheet metal plates into a working toaster...better make sure the breakers are up to code first!
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 27, 2007 Posted March 27, 2007 Well let us know how it turns out..just don't l'ectricute yerself..no crisp pirates here... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Captain Tito Posted March 28, 2007 Posted March 28, 2007 Aye ye be toastin cats Jenny? Didn't know 'twas Chinese night. Pass the sweet and sour sauce!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 29, 2007 Posted March 29, 2007 lol Tito..nope....just toaster fer Cats! Namely...this one.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Hey...... Where is everybody? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Aye ye be toastin cats Jenny? Hey......Where is everybody? They are out havin' Kung Pow Kitty........
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 Jenny toasts a certain dawn pirate with her cinnamon toast...and hopes he is feeling better.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 (Hopin' t' lure Red CAt back t' the pub; she's not posted in days.) Jacky lays out a trail o' cinnamon toast bread crumbs, leadin' t' the pub.
Ransom Posted May 1, 2007 Posted May 1, 2007 Yeah, where is that Cat, anyways? Catnapped? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Red CAt is tucked serenley dozing by the hearth of the pub under a sea blanket...quiet crunching can be heard comin from within and next to an empty tankard, a few crumbs of cinnamon litter the floor .... Who know's where the Cat may have been.....? C'est un mystère de la mer Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted May 2, 2007 Posted May 2, 2007 Havin' lured the CAt back t' the Pub, Jacky refills her tankard & places a fresh order o' cinnamon toast next t' it.
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