Matty Bottles

We have had some incredible breakthroughs with our pirate development. My son loves to play pirate, and is particularly fond of stabbing me as I lie on the ground. Once we finish potty training we will work on a kit for him, which in this case is basically a unisex smock, since he is only three years old...

Training my son to be a pirate is so far unsuccessful.

When am I ever going to meet this mysterious Captain Dick Whitehead?

Making new ticken breeches and waistcoat, if I have the time... I will never have the time...

You and I wake up in a small, purple Volkswagen Jetta together. We're wearing Stormtrooper costumes and have a Jack o'Lantern, a digital camera, five 10-sided die, and a large jar of peanut butter. USING THREE WORDS ........ What would you say to me?

I'm all right, the kid's all right, we're all right.

Matt has been fiesty lately, with no good reason. He will try to be more civil in the future.

You were a great help on Sunday Mat. The kids loved it when you listed down the West wing on the Treasure Hunt. Thank you again for your help. Are you coming to the Field on Saturday?

Advance Sale Tickets for RF5 - Chicagoland are up! I know you won a free room...but it won't do you a bit of good if ya don't get your ticket!!!!

Cheeky