Matty Bottles

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Matty Bottles

Training my son to be a pirate is so far unsuccessful.
- October 18, 2012
1. Matty Bottles
  
  My oldest boy isn't interested in wearing the hat or using the foam sword I got him. Of course, he's only two-and-a-half years old, and these toys are pretty cheesy. Maybe he wants to go authentic...
  
  October 18, 2012
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michaelsbagley

You and I wake up in a small, purple Volkswagen Jetta together. We're wearing Stormtrooper costumes and have a Jack o'Lantern, a digital camera, five 10-sided die, and a large jar of peanut butter. USING THREE WORDS ........ What would you say to me? NOTE: IF you comment, YOU MUST COPY and PASTE this to YOUR STATUS ..... So I may comment on yours as well. Be a good egg and play along. (3 words is harder than you think!)
- August 20, 2011
1. Matty Bottles
  
  Am I pregnant?!?!?
  
  August 21, 2011