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Training my son to be a pirate is so far unsuccessful.
Jas. Hook
Hummmm... Sounds like Yellowbeard and his son Dan.
Matty Bottles
My oldest boy isn't interested in wearing the hat or using the foam sword I got him. Of course, he's only two-and-a-half years old, and these toys are pretty cheesy. Maybe he wants to go authentic...