Saucy Kate

Well done, Jenny! I've been out as well, finally back at school, finishing up me junior year. Sigh.

It worked, allright. But I caught the cheatin' bilgerat the second time. Fun, though

Merrydeath Posted on Dec 10 2003, 11:43 AM

  Ryann lass, I do sell it at faires under the blanket, but its in another file I am having trouble finding. As long as anyone uses it for personal reasons, I don' mind.

Very personal, to be sure!

Do send, if'n ye finds it!

Saucy Kate

*enters with a big bottle of champagne and a sledgehammer*

All the best luck to the proud Land Shark, may my blessings and those of Moet and Chandon go along with ye!

*Throws bottle into the air an' smashes it on the way down*

*Giggles, covered with bubbles*

I like champagne- it tickes me ears!

Thankee- I did. Whoo boy, did I ever1

Saucy Kate

Thankee, all! I was away from the digital seas over the weekend, but I did have a fine time of it. Twenty-one, after all! And, as we all knew it must be, I have a fine head on me shoulders- Hopped outta bed Sunday mornin, hopped inna some clothes and made breakfast fer all the sick lubbers layin' about the place from the night afore. 'Twere a fine time!

Saucy Kate

The Tanqueray, mate! It makes me feel like fightin' whilst f**kin' , if ye know what I mean.

and when ye drink 'er with tonic, it'll keep away the malaria, an' drop a lime in it to chase away the scurvy! That's what I calls preventative self medication! *hic* *blushes*

Now I've gotta find me a man . . .

I'm not far from No. Cali, keep me posted! I've not been cast in anything fer a while, so I'm free (How could a lusty, full-bodied wench like me get cast in a quiet, pensive piece wi' lots of pauses? But it's happened before! *mystified*)

Saucy Kate

Royaliste had a run-in with old Johnny Law

O'er the lubber a-hangin' at mast,

Revenge can be sweet, with some eggs and a saw

Finished up with a cannon's loud blast!

Violence on privy walls is always justified.

Saucy Kate

*scratching with her dagger*

The captain were ever so lonesome,

Wenchless, he thought he might clone some.

Deep in his glasses,

He exhausted the lasses:

"Who'd have thought he was so bone-some?"

Wow. I need one o' them fer me vessel!

Sticker . . .sticker . . .sticker . . .sticker . . .sticker . . .

RumbaRue Posted on Nov 10 2003, 11:41 AM

<sharpening knife> **St. Errol of Flynn, Prey for us**

Number of drinks you’ve consumed: 346.32

Amount of money spent: $1385.28

Rated: Mother Teresa. Pathetic effort. My grandmother parties harder than you do!

Bathtubs: 0.35

Ferraris: 0

I am deeply ashamed.

Redd- pirates'll always win out, whether ye can 'salute your fellow gentlemen' or not (Double points and a gold star for the cute eumphemism! )

Cowboys have never been my thing. I live in Idaho. They're about as exotic and exciting as sagebrush and dirt.

The question of wise guys versus pirates is more interestin', but my vote still comes down squarely on the side of the pirates. I always wanted to play a mafia wife/girlfriend/member, but it's . . . lacking. Adventure is best served up on the high seas, or an island thereupon.

I decided to switch it around this year, and not dress like the wench I am. Doesn't really feel like a costume anymore. Anyway- I have a long silver dress with a high slit up one side (calm down, lads!), and I've made a logo to sew onto the other side- Says "Coors Light".

I figure that something five feet, eight inches high, that is both girl and beer, should be a vision of loveliness to all involved. Coors is far from me favourite, but it comes in a silver can. Also- a necklace of poptops around me neck!

Yer libation-like lass,

Saucy Kate

That Captain Jack pumpkin'll be on my porch!

Capt Grey- I had Barbies to, well . . . kill each other. They were always either on a pirate ship or in a murder mystery. I was a precocious child. :) And my Ken doll was so lame that I wrapped him up in bias tape and made him a sarcophagus. He's still there, in a box with all my other Barbies.

JoshuaRed Posted on Oct 22 2003, 02:00 PM

  I'm getting the restored version of the Exorcist this week from Netflix....haven't seen it for ten years...still not sure if I dare watch it again. 

*shudder* I'm terrified of the Excorcist. I haven't even seen it. Too afraid to. The book left me shaking on the floor. I finally got up the nerve to see The Shining, but Excorcist was the third scariest book I ever read, after 1984 (scariest ever) and Bunnicula.

Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp!

Delicious Tim Burton-ness! And, of Course, Nightmare before Christmas (For Halloween and Christmas)

Also, Sid & Nancy is my Halloween movie for some reason. Mm. Gary Oldman as a dirty punk. Guilty pleasure. Sinful, dirty pleasure. :)

And always a classic: Abbot and Costello Meet . . . Anyone

(the Wolfman, the Mummy, Dracula, or my favorite- Dr. Jekkyl and Mr. Hyde)

And the second season Buffy the Vampire Slayer Halloween episode.

Cap'n Coyote Posted on Oct 17 2003, 11:02 AM

in either case, if ye don't end up bruised and/or bleedin', yer doin' somethin' wrong.

It's only kinky the first time. 

Aye, that's why a pirate wi' imagination is what every wench should be searchin' fer!

Capt Grey Posted on Oct 17 2003, 08:10 AM

  Hmmmm somehow I don't think Capt Coyote were thinkin' about battle, lass. He were wantin' ter make love not war. 

I don't know about you, but for this lass, the two are definately not mutually exclusive!

Though I've never seen her in any pirate films, I'd have to say the sexy, smouldering, sometimes-sinister Ava Gardner. And Rita Hayworth- a saucy lass! And I'd argue up hill and down dale for Lauren Bacall- she can keep a lad in order! :)

Capt Grey Posted on Oct 16 2003, 02:38 PM

  Well fer some of us wenches it best be industrial strength velcro!

I'm not the bosomiest of wenches, but velcro won't cut it for me! Unless I straps 'em in, the lasses'll like as not fly free in the heat o' battle.

Note to self: Consider the prospect of well-disguised wire lacing for corsetry worn near the Royaliste.

And steel-reinforced seams, , and probably big spikes to preserve personal space . . .

Like any pirate wench wants personal space!

Many thanks to all of ye!

Thank ye, Cap'n! This round's on me!

Saucy Kate