MadL

AHRRR! roytheodd fire'd first! ...must be all that stratch'n that whore left me with

Dorchesters ye mention above ha'e a Felipe V 8-Reales dated 1705, I do think that does fit, I know for th' man I kill'd just th' other day had some in he's pocket he did ...now let me tell ye about the time a whore tried tried t' gi'me a Canadian nickel in me change, she did...

oh, I be quite the sorry fer ye Black Hearted Pearl, I spoke out'a turn on this one before read'n th' fine print, for ye see, in order t' attend th' show mention'd abo'e ye must be at least this tall; __ | | --- But we be work'n hard at scrape'n clean th' treasure maps from the bloody parrot's cage hold, so thar still be hope fer ye lit'le snipes to go on account after all!!! ...what that Polly?...nay, that not be an 'X', that be a bit o' poop in th' shape o' an X...geesh, parrots!

Aye, it looks t' be true indeed it does. I just checked the hold 'n there appear t' be no way for t' change one's pirate name upon this har board. Guess one must go t' meet Davey Jones himself then hope t' be ferried back for t' obtain a new name....but there ha'e been only one who has managed such a feat before; Captain Jack Sparrow....e'en then he come back with the same name he did. ...can't get nuthin right, that Jack Sparrow

Attention all ye treasure snipes, harken t' me now! Due t' the rising cost o' tall sail fuel we ha'e had t' cancel the treasure hunt....well, that 'n because some barnacle bellied powder monkey gone done 'n used th' treasure maps t' line th' ship's parrot cage But fret not ye lit'le swabs fer we ha'e a much more bet'er show fer ye we ha'e! Ye shall ha'e th' grand pleasure fer t' watch th' re-enactment o' "Ann Goldie 'n th' Three Pirate Bears; Calico Teddy, Blackbear, 'n Steife Lafitte" oh, hold on.... Sorry, I have just been informed that this show be one o'er in th' 'Adult Pirate' stage... ....go ahead then ye lit'le sea rats, hang th' powder monkey from th' yardarm!

Market Wallet Ok, so I got me some heavy linen material, I ran 'n got me some sharp scissors t' cut it with, 'n I got me a sharp pointy needle thing with some linen string small enough for t' go through th' teeny tiny hole in th' end o' it. Now; I look'd up how t' do a run'n stitch, I think I can figure out that 'rolled edge' dealy.....BUT ....when ye come t' th' end o' a stitch, How Th' Heck Does Ye Tie Th' Dern Thing Off?? I always end up with a big 'ol knot 'n I know that ain't right, so just what is the correct way of tie'n off a stitch before cut'n it???

Aye, I be! I have written ye twice.... I need.....oh bugger, I don't have the sizes here....I need somthing like 15 about that size, 1.5cm I think, then a few more 2cm

I now be uncle t' the SECOND set o' black crow babies! Aye, ye heard me right ye did. Neigh two year ago me work moved us t' this forsaken building with NO winders, a big change from a 9th floor office o'er look'n LAX! So now I spend me lunches in th' park'n lot (only daylight I get all day) where I soon befriended a pair o' nest'n crows in a palm tree what would come down 'n share me lunch. Got t' where they would see me step out th' door 'n they would meet me at me vehicle 'n wait for the grub t' be dispersed. Soon after I began t' hear the little ones, soon after that they appear'd, then learn'd t' fly 'n their mum 'n pa show'd them how t' beg for more o' me lunch crumbs. Well, those three now ha'e grown up 'n flown away but the parents still visit me e'ery day, swoop'n right o'er me head as I walk t' the car. 'n not long ago I noticed they be take'n turn sit'n in that palm tree again, 'n also get very angry should any other come near the tree! Just yesterday I heard the new little one's up there! ...guess it be time t' start pack'n extra rations again... now if'n one o' those ungrateful cake eat'n buzzards would just give me one o' their wing feathers, that be all I ask for two year now o' free grub 'n parent'n advise, just one wing crow's wing feather, that all I be need'n for me hat, just one wing feather. ....wonder how 'stingy crow stew' might taste.....

T'was here Ransom: Cutthroad Raid post'ns Scroll down 'n find Cap'n Sage's link t' where he posted he's photos 'n talk 'bout how Jacky Tar be such a cheat at nine man morris..then follow Sage's, 'er, Capt'n Sage's link t' find the section he mention Jacky 'n see th' photo

Aye, but another post here somewhere 'as such a nice photo o' Jacky in he's belly dance'n attire...

Blimey!! How do he do it?!? When e'er I read one o' Bilge Munky's posts I always hear that purple munky from the radio speak'n it in me head!??!

hmmm, I must find what I did with the movie clip o' a hedgehog hump'n a sponge....'n I do not mean 'Spongebob Squar breeches'

Aye! Now thar be a couple o' fine snipes I t'would be proud t' call th' fruit o' me loins!!!

hey McDrago, perhaps we can see if'n 'ol Jacky Tar can be a do'n it whilst also perform'n one o' he's famous belly dances t'boot *Th-th-th-wing-ing-ing-ing-ing* :ducks Jacky's flying dagger:

Morgan Dreadlocke, now ye do know this here be a "Jokes" thread, nay a "True as Oak" collection....do ye not?

pretty sure Lady Alyx, ye see there weren't no Inter-net in 1983, well, not in th' Army anyway...Al Gore had not invented it yet

Morgan Dreadlocke, take th' poop deck for cuz I ain't touch'n that one with a ten foot gaff!

Does bring up a good point (no pun intended...really) Hav'n been one who grew up in th' carnival business (where patrons are NOT allowed weapons through the gate) from th' time I was just a baby, I have seen many a fight 'n riot on the faire grounds both day 'n night, especially if there be any live music offered, 'N, especially when the ale flow'd like th' Rio Grand! But ha'e any o' ye old timers seen many at Pirate 'n Ren faere???

I once made some Q-Tips out'a some old tooth picks 'n used toilet paper! Do ye think I can get them in th' catalog too??

Hester, that nay be no pub! That be one o' them 'Resorts! ^ Me favorite pub be one with booze! After a few dozen rounds, who can e'en remember what it look'd like??? < oops, boss be com'n (sneaky scoundrel!) V pass the jug.....'er question

Or th' homeless mountain wild man what live under the bridge e'en!!!!! background story: One day while railhead'n (train ride) out t' Baumholder for field maneuvers, our train stopped at th' edge o' a small quaint little German town. Well, Germen children came run'n t' see th' train full o' American soldiers and wave us a "Gutten Tag!". Know'n from other maneuvers how much the children loved our C-Rations, we began toss'n various items t' the kids; John Wayne bars, cans o' what we called "cat food" 'n other such bits-n-nibbles from our lunches. Well, th' children shouted with glee and chased our offer'n with zest they did, t'was quite th' site, almost like feed'n th' monkeys at th' zoo it was. Then, suddenly out'a no where came the scruffiest, dirtiest, hairiest beastie we e'er did see! Why he look'd just like he might be Robinson Caruso he'm self he did! Now this mysterious wild man begun t' scramble for the food we be toss'n t' kids, then he pase back 'n forth beckon' for more he did, why he would practicaly jump on top o' the small children for t' beat them t' a toss'd crumb!! Well, befor we knew it soon some began t' toss their extra socks 'n e'en a t-shirt I saw go out, then they began t' throw cans o' shave'n cream with razors too! Oh what a sight, for t' watch this wild man, what appear t' have come from under a nar-by bridge best we could tell, scramble for his booty then hold it up with a gleam in he's eye while all the while the soldiers did laugh and search frantic for more stuff t' toss..... 'n that lads 'n lasses be me story o' the German Wild Man what lived under the bridge. *but what Mad L does that ha'e t' do with big bears?* asked the wee pirates I don't know, Greydog be th' one what brought it up!!!

Th' hedgehogs in Germany where nearly twice the' size o' th' one pic'd above, 'n they be a darkish brown with tan under bellies. Th' fur on their bellies be very soft, but watch the quills as they can hurt a bit. Very noisy eaters as well, I would buy mealworms at th' local pet shop then some in raw hamburger, then sit back and listen t' th' little bugger *smack smack smack* it all down! I ha'e seen in Las Vegas that some shops sell hedgehogs for pets, 'n they have the albino ones like the pic above too! ....hmmm, a dash o' garlic with some curry sauce - Mmmmmmm ....oh, 'n No Mcdrago, t'was not me mean' at'll. Ye see, us pirates not be very imaginative when it come t' name make'n so th' best I could figure it, the 'S' would stand for 'Steve'

Are ye upload'n just one pic at a time or select'n several? I had an issue once when I tried upload'n 3 at once but when I selected just one it went, one again it went, again 'n the third one went. I think that be their system mostly. Ye seem t' be able t' browse, 'n posting t' th' board here requires 'sending' a tiny bit o' data....so it appear "yer" connection t' be work'n

Cookies 'n Cache in Safari: How To's for Safari Try deleting your cookies - MAKE SURE YE KNOW YER PASSWORDS! fer ye will be need'n t' re-enter at All places ye used t' not ha'e t'! Many times if'n a site changes 'er if'n yer cookies get smooshed (tech-knee-cal wordage) then deleting them and let'n th' site give ye a fresh baked one can help (also helps shake off snoop'n Dons what might be watch'n)

Nay! No night lights, for they cast scary shadows 'n keep th' crew up all night!! Got tired o' ha'en t' check th' hold e'ery ten minutes for th' boogyman Dons th' crew said is hide'n down below I did! Now we just burn the lanterns full all night till day break.