MadL

Warn'd they may be, but fend off pirates we will see. ....did not someone tell them that pirates Always win??

Matusalem; I just got home and, YUP, got me th' same message ye did from Loyalist! See what I mean 'bout the Canadian Customs? E'en e-mail get scan'd, 'n it came pre-open'd t'boot! ...guess they did not want us Yanks get'n any cyber paper cuts 'n try'n t' sue them, Ay

Now I be REALLY confused, for if they must card "anyone under 27" 'er "anyone under 40" then just what this secret purpose be I wonder, like they ALREADY know ye be 'under' the age so what difference does yer Exact age be??? All I know is that th' other week at th' Big Bear festival I thought th' girl at th' beer tent was pull'n me leg when she ask'd t' see me ID....I ha'e NEVER been card'd in all me life, not once, ne'er, no where, for noth'n! I think next time I should take me two daughters 'n when someone asks me for me ID then I will ha'e me youngest set her baby down 'n show them her's, that'd show them straight it would!

a Sultan hey, they got like nine wives now don't they???

That guy sure likes the number '9' he does: $99, $9.99, $299, $399 ...but I did not see anything for $999?

Six weeks?!!? Ye mean there be shorter ones??? why I wait'd 'bout 12 week 'er bet'er for me frock, 'n at least 6 for me vest, longer e'en for me boots, longer yet e'en for a leather bot'tle. It be go'n on 8 week now for me shoes..... 'n ye say some people can nay wait a simple 6 weeks???!! Well I says; 'If any o' them Plastic Princesses and Booty Hooties can nay wait a mere 6 weeks, Then let them go nekkid till it arrives!'

I think that can be held true o' any group from any era actually. I can remember many rock bands I listen'd to as a lad 'n had grown a certain 'vision' of what they where, but then after see'n them on stage they would become bigger then life they would. It seems to this day that those I have seen in the flesh all tend t' still move me more then those who I only heard on vynil or o'er th' radio. E'en today when I hear their songs I begin t' 'see' them stand'n before me once again; adds a different perspective t' th' sound it does.

I also like this 1998 version of "Return to Treasure Island": Return to Treasure Island - 1998 I know it gets bad reviews but it has a really cool looking green and yellow cockatoo.

Ohhh, that place back east what sells walls....I heard 'bout those places from this skinny wench on TV. Out here we just go t' the lumber store 'n build our own

Pyrate 'Superior Blanco' they were all out o' Pyrate XO, both large and small bottles...but this Superior Blanco really aint that bad.

'tis about time! After all it is a healthy outdoor activity full of male testosterone and endorses good competition....a lot bet'er then that game they play in schools these days: 'Tug-O-Peace Rope' Canadian Army 'Tug-O-Peace Rope' Another 'Tug-O-Peace' article The PC way to play another one on 'Tug-O-Peace' Throw'n th gaunlet down on 'Tug-O-Peace' Even PHOTOS of this crap 'Tug-O-Peace'!? Even MORE Students Forced To Give Up Thier Manhood to 'Tug-O-Peace'!! It's "TUG-O-WAR" People!! "TUG-O-WAR" I SAYS!! Why when I was in school we took Fuss ball, 'TACKLE' Foot ball, and Basketball and mixed up the rules then took our new founded game out on the 'CONCRETE' topped basketball courts and we played 'TACKLE FUSS BASKETBALL'!! oh yah, just because I got slammed into the METAL POST what held up the basket while I was mid-air tackling someone and flipped in mid air to land on me head and found I had shattered me ankle - THAT DIDN'T STOP ME!! Once the 'ol sawbones slapped a PLASTER CAST on me ankle I was back out on me skateboard I was! YA, that's right, they had t' replace that blasted cast THREE time they did befer me ankle healed! Some six years later a military doctor was X-Ray'n me ankle after I sprung it in th' motor pool 'n he ask'd me "What the heck did ye do t' yer ankle, these are old healed bone scares??" - DID YE HEAR THAT? HE SAY "HEALED" bone scares!! I say "Bring Jousting On Mate!!! Bring It T' Th' US 'N We Will KICK YER ARSS!"

o-k...backs...away...s-l-o-w-l-y turnsandrunsaway!

Ye can actually look at it as hand'n down a story from generation t' generation ye can. Like the mermaids 'n sirens o' th' sea, th' stories ha'e been told from one generation t' th' next, then th' next, 'n so on ' so on th'e stories ha'e been told. With each generation th' stories change slightly, some generation more then th' rest, but changed none th' less, until now most folk don't e'en believe in th' fish people no more, they think they be just sea cows off th' Florida keys 'n noth'n more....but t' us true historians, we knows they out there we do, we knows bet'er then t' fall under th' sweet spell o' th' siren's song when we's hear it. But t' common folk they be just Disney cartoons, lit'le red-head'd girls who don't e'en drink rum at'll. Aye, in th' next 300 year it would be interesting t' see what people (should there be still any people) think a "real pirate" look'd n' sound'd like, t'would be right interesting indeed. Will they be sing'n shanty song 'bout "Oil Run'n Through The Gulf", 'er perhaps sing'n 'bout "The Great Tobacco Trades - the Brown Gold Rush", perhaps maybe e'en songs 'bout th' great "Prohibition O' the 21st Century". But one thing be certain, they will be sing'n shanty songs 'bout how Gasoline cost less then Rum!!! ....hmmm, me wonders... in 300 year folk might think pirates where really just giant purple monkeys all dressed up like Jack Sparrows 'n plunder'n th' airwaves

The guy at Bungalow Magazine in old town think I be kook for liv'n on he's back door step.....'n I ha'e a subscription!!!

Nay Matusalem, I did not get that one...I think th' last I got from them was close t' a month ago, just a "got some new stuff" type flyer I think. I ordered a boarding axe th' same time as th' shoes 'n it came pronto. I do know there be a slight delay when ship'n weapons out'a Canada, I ha'e become used to that.....e'en when I ship CDs to a webmaster friend o' mine up there she says they always come "pre-opend" and 4 to 6 weeks later...

Still waiting for mine from Loyalist but when I first got my caboots they too had me slip'n 'n slide'n....ha'en been athletic all through school 'n deeply interested in martial arts after that, I had always been taught to walk/stand on the 'ball' of me feet, that is where the balance is and also your toes are used to 'grasp' th' ground for e'en more support. Howe'er, in these smooth bottom footwear I ha'e found one trick is t' learn t' walk/stand on yer heals! Run'n round a ship last month I almost forgot 'n e'ery time I raised up on the balls o' me boots - S W I S H s h s h... - I would go fer a slide! (looked pretty cool, e'en Brandon thought so, hopfully they got it on flim ) looking 1 second into th' future; I will answer what I knows o' th' next question fer t' come out'a michaelsbagley's mouth: I ha'e not recei'ed me order from Loyalist yet. Anyone else from th' April order heard from them??? ok...michaelsbagley....go......NOW!

Tracy Islie was in yer class too?!? ....always sit behind th' cute brainy chicks

When?

Well, if'n ye think I am about t' pour Good Rum int' th' sand 'fer me Hommie in San Diego' then ye been more insane then Ben Gunn he'm self ye be!! But I will drink yer round fer ye!!

Alas BilgeMunky, I found their site quite by accident while sail'n stormy seas at work one day. I tore their ship apart from bow t' stern 'n e'ery where below I did but all I could find was these two songs...I think there may ha'e been a third but was not much impressed with it meself. Now I can no longer e'en find that wee piece o' land no more, shame, twas a nice site it was, excellent graphics. I intended t' keep an eye on it should any more songs come up t' surface...perhaps the devil came demand'n he's collar bone back They had a good sound for a new age group, not loud, words that could be heard, 'n a good splash o' salty pirate flare...."If the bottle don't get me, you will"; now them be some words true'r then paint fer sure, 'specially with a saucy red-head wench at th' bottom as th' song goes

I be on dialup, can't listen t' the BilgeMunky til he posts th' podcast, then I must borrow someone's broadband t' go plunder it... I be listen' t' "The Camera Man Song", cuz I be done post'n me pirate vids from th' last events 'n now I am start'n on some o' me old jump vids 'n get them back on th' net (then as soon as I do MySpace 'n PhotoBucket will either shut down 'er send me notice that they must start charge'n people for storage....story o' me photography life it be...oh bother...)

Some o' me favorite songs I ha'e heard on BilgeMunky Radio: All Me Grog (sung by kids) Bathtub Pirates Break Out The Rum Boom The Guns Go Castrating Katie Henry Martin I Wanta Be A Hollywood Pirate Lured To The Death Monohan The Mutanier Pirate Lullaby Pirate Heaven Bilge's read'n o' Poebeard's 'The Raven' Pride of Griphindor The Mouse Time Flys When Yer Having Rum Tortuga Wenches and Grog Whores of Sailor Town Bell Bottom Trousers Going Back To The Sea Buccaneer's Ball Captain Slaymore Dark Lady (not all names are most likely correct but they be what I know them as) 'n o'course he plays Pirate Jenny, the Jolly Rogers, the Pirates Royal, Capt Boog, Bilge Pumps, Pirates of New Providence, 'n th Skeleton Crew Band. But I heard/have all o' them before tuning into BilgeMunky Radio. 'n can not forget me Favorite o' all: "Adventures of BilgeMunky" Episodes 1 & 2 (still wait'n fer episode 3 I be ) what I ha'e not hear on BilgeMunky nay ha'e I found on CD but did manage t' blunder from he's website is a couple o' tunes from one who goes by 'Bonehead'; "If The Bottle Don't Get Me, You Will" 'n "All Good Things Come To An End". Nay to I belie'e t' ha'e heard the Bilge e'er play "The Worst Pirate Song"?? Nor th' song from the' 2007 Pirate Palooza "Pirate Annie's Chest" (not that be a roar'n Good one it be!)

I Drink T' That Mate!!

We are supposed t' be count'n?!!!!?? ah man...now I gotta start all o'er again! Why Don't Nobody Tells Me These Things?!?

only three songs eh? they musta redone their Cd for it got 17 tracks in all. ya, most are fast but got a couple t' slow dance to as well it does