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I know! I know!!! Ooh! Ooh! Pick Me! Pick Me!!! I know! I know!! uh.....How about a Leather Tankard with a Leather Lid!??! As the history o' drink'n vessels go as I read it states that lids became very popular during th' days o' th' Black Plague as people did not want infectious stuff drop'n in their drink (perhaps also had trouble with date rape drugs then too), and I figure a sailor would like t' make sure no passing albatross poops in he's tankard o' rum naught t' mention spill'n any when in rough waters....plus I think it would look cool

If it be stink'n dead stuff ye be after then how about some: Genuine Petrified Dinosaur Poop: Small to the size of a basketball - and For Sale! or perhaps ye would prefer some Petrified Fish Poop: Fish poop and MEGLADON SHARK POOP! or perhaps for ye land lubbers some Moose poop Earrings or a Moose poop Swizzle Stick fer yer drink? I'll take mine shaken not stired please!

Junk (ye women pirates got dirty minds!)

Here's were I order my copy from, try here: North Carolina Maritime Museum http://www.NCmaritimemuseum.com/ladaofblbepi.html COOL!!! Now keep quiet, I'm reading! oh, welcomet'th'pub,bringmearum...

Three Weeks Ago?!!?? why am I always th' last to know......

I like 'Return to Treasure Island' (1998) with Stig Eldred and Dean O'Groman I know the actors could have put a bit more ...uh, 'life' into it, but overall I like the location and originality of the story...a fitting way t' end ol' Long John Silver's days I think. Oh, and that is one e'llva cockatoo, with them green feathers! But I like others too like 'Swashbuckler', 'Blackbeard terror of the sea', the old 'Baccaneers' tv series, 'Yellowbeard'...oh, and 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ::Ducks Flying Rum Bottle:: HEY! WHO THREW THAT?!?

Hey, just a minute here! How can I order this book "The Last Days of Black Beard the Pirate"? I goe t' that link and it say this title be DVD and will naught be ready until "Spring of 2007" Do I ha'e t' wait until after Apocalypse for th' calendar to roll o'er???

I just heard from Loyalist, 'n it be GOOD news indeed! They say me shoes have come in late this last week, they are in th' process o' preparing them fer th' journey t' me doorstep! ....uh, but they did naught mention if anyone else's came in

I wrote them a few days ago but have naught heard back yet....

^ ditch work ('er slay me boss, which ever works best), then Talk Like A Pirate on me way t' StudioCity Tattoo, get drunk, run from th' state troopers all th' way t' Ojai by morn, spend th' next work sleep'n at me desk (boss will be dead so he will naught now), then follow'n weekend do it again but with naught StudioCity Tattoo, then......iduno <wonder'n if me poor lost noggin Tankard be ok...out there...all alone...mistreated by some stranger no doubt, 'n with CHEAP RUM even!!! OH BLOODY 'ELL!! COME HOME ME NOGGIN NOGGIN TANKARD, COME HOME!! rum do naught taste right when naught pour'd from genuine leather Me lost Tankard, have ye seen her?? V pass th' question

uh, just an observation but...did anyone confirm they did mean 'this' year??

Have ye considered tankards as well? I...had...a lovely built tankard o' leather, with a rose tattoo'd upon her side she did. Was me favorite drink'n mate for she made all that flowed from her taste so sweet...or perhaps that be the bee's wax I use'd t' keep her brim sealed (bee's wax really does add t' th' flavor!). I had searched every where in th' new Americas for one 'n there naught be a single craftsman make'n solid leather tankards...well, a few actually, two never respond t' emails 'n th' third want'd an unholly amount fer one that was claim'd "indestructible" (naught proper made that means), but over in England I found one, like a mail-order bride she be....but US coin do naught fetch much over there. I lost mine last weekend aboard the American Pride, had dropped her, too much rum or me still numb wrist (severed nerves from previous mishap, take yer pick) and she sprung a leak so I set her down figurin' I would seal her up when I got home...but when I got home, she was naught... If ye decide t' try make'n tankards soon too let me know, that English mail-order bride catalog tis a deep dent in me coin!

hmm, back in April they thought turn round should be in June...since past be July 'n now it be August... Anyone get their shoes back from th' April order yet??

I would be interested in one! But naught til later in th' year, more like near end o' year (financial wise that be). I have a gourd shaped one now that I paied $60 coin fer, but want'd t' get a flat bottom too; th' maker however been have'n too many health issues for me t' risk place'n another order then 'hope' for th' next 8 month that noth'n goes wrong...again. No worries o' bee's wax here, I actually can taste it in th' water as it adds a nice, slight sweet taste t' water it does! And Aye, I do be allergic t' bees...their stings that be, swell up like a blowfish I does! But I likes me honey and me honey likes me....'er, do naught mean me own honey...I mean her honey...no, wait...I mean th' bee's honey! (uh, what bloody goes on below deck stays below deck!)

lost, insecure, frustrated, frazzled, depressed, 'n not too good either. I lost me leather tankard on th' weekend I just know that right now someone be drink'n from her who naught really give a bilge rat's arss 'bout her...'er what if they find she leaks after I dropped her and throw her away naught knowing she can easily be repaired!!! .....I think now I gonna be sick

Ye have t' look'em in the eyes, it be th' eyes what give a person away; th' eyes be th' gateway t' th' soul. If th' eyes says he's a pirate then he a pirate, if th' eyes says he a fake then he a fake. One can pretend t' be what ever they want, but th' eyes will give them away for they can naught hide their soul. Now if they be wear'n cheap sunglasses then it can be hard, but most likely even th' sunglasses be given them away as they most likely naught be pirate but just a ZZ Top fan. But th' ones t' worry bout be th' ones with no soul....look int' a person's eyes 'n ye can naught tell? THEY GOT NO SOUL!

I want loot....lots and LOTS o' loot!!!

Now Black Ann, just where ye gonna find a genius t' raise in a pub full o' pirates I might ask??

NICE TOUCH, the Tunnel!!! Ah, reminds me o' me ol' school days, use'n th' drain tunnel at th' end o' the football field t' sneak off campus 'n spend th' afternoon at Shakeys Pizza! ....school ma'ms never did figure it out how we were gettin' out (Tip: when sneaking through a drain tunnel on all fours, always make sure ye have a cute cheerleader InFront o' ye!)

So ye will tell them here hows t' find yer loot, but leave me t' wonder th' seas in search....blind....with no map...no compass....'n a bot'le o' rum with a cork broke off inside!!!? WHERE'S ME PISTOL?!!? ...even more important; anyone got a screwdriver? I have REALLY gotta get this cork out!!!

Welcome Duckie! So ye need a new avitar now do ye? Seek'n t' loot one from th' ChumBucket now are ye? Well, such a fine female pyrate be need'n a fine female pyrate avitar, naught one o' them such as everyone else has already! Feel free t' procure one such as none else might have from me own corner o' th' Chumbucket. If ye follow th' follow'n link ye will see a one o' a kind pirate render, ye can naught miss it if ye first take heed o' me own avitar, ye will see he has a friend o' female nature as well. Simply copy th' image then crop out th' female face, place it in yer own bucket then link it up http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm173/M...photos/Pyrates/

Ahhh, now that hit th' spot indeed! No relation t' anyone here, or elsewhere fer that matter....none that would admit it anyway. But I have seen that name from time t' time around.

Well it certainly Naught be Rum for me cup still be dry! I sail with NO MAN what naught drink with me first!

*THUMP!* Ah, so it appear me next question be answered clear....'er be it clear as mud?! What I want t' know is t' this Captain's first statement made upon enter'n: Why is it that an entire crew be sit'n in jail, but th' capt'n is naught?? OR, after read'n th' article post'd above, then ponder'n over them first statements from this stranger....I wonder....WHO be th' man sit'n in jail what th' authorities be call'n Abdikarim Dahir Mohamed? ....th' ship's bosun perhaps, gunner, first mate?? There be somthin' to this story what naught sit right with me, naught sit right at'll! 'er be it that article what be at flaw?!! AND WHERE BE OUR DRINKS?!? I WANT RUM!!!

Aye William, 'n he did naught e'en buy us a round before take'n he's leave...some pirates just can naught be trusted!