MadL

You got your order in??? When I go there they just let me click a button to be 'notified' when its released??? ...just like me last girlfriend, I did naught 'loose' her, I know exactly where she be, just when I go there someone else is do'n her

The 'Bootstrap' is really, really, really nice indeed....trade ye two bottle o' rum!! It has real class, much more then even that whore I ran int' last month! ...how 'bout two bottle o' rum AND a photo o' th' whore???

When is Harley gonna make that Water World Softail edition for th' steam punk pirates??

twas out on walk about when I stumbled int' this place: GOT MEAD?

am naught :angry:

Perhaps in POTC4 Jack will trade he's little dingy for a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Mobile 'n find he'm self suck'd down a rabbit hole where he will meet Sarah Michelle Gellar who change'd her name t' Alice 'n they will set out on an adventure with a mangy pink wharf cat 'n a purple monkey in a pirate hat at th' helm who always be complain'n that he be late for he's radio show. Then they come across a drunk'n sod on rum spiced tea who takes a fancy t' Jack's hat 'n then....... ...oh shoot, thar I go again spoil'n th' plot!

But what about American McGee's Alice???? ::hides rock behind me back 'n puts on me best innocent face::

Tonto and the Mad Hatter??? I bet they don't even know th' port side from th' stern! 'n what good would th' Mad Hatter be if it aint American McGee style anyway, 'n we all know th' movie industry don't have th' stomach t' take on that kind o' greatness!!!

hmmm, perhaps I should see if that be one o' th' special tattoos offered fer just 40coin tomorrow night!! 'n our office have one o' them new fangled Office Copier/Fax combo machines what even do e-mails too....!!!!

Aye, first port be Talk Like A Pirate Day fer a grand party indeed, then a day ashore at Oceanside then set'n course fer Ojai...much bet'er plan then befer, so glad me capt'n toss me o'er board indeed!!! LOOK OUT RUM, HERE I COME!!! Hey....there naught be any pirate smilies?!!? STYNKY!! Where Be Th' Pirate Smilies?!!!!?

*Mad L, naught want'n t' miss th' next round pounds down another tankard 'o Spanish ale, 'n thinks t' he'm self as he listens intently; two words in particular catches he's ear...* ::hmm, a double cross o' double crossers he say he be...interesting::

I twas once attacked by a clam, Nay a Dozen 'n four there must have been! Aye, th' great battle took place at th' Eternal Mermaid, a brothel just outside Tortuga it did. There I was, clams t' left o' me, clams t' right, clams befer me, 'n more t' me aft! But I licked every one o' them beasties befer I skewered all 'n left them t' whimper in their bed - Aye, Twas A Glorious Battle It Twas!!!!

Oh Wow!! How Much?!!!? ...been die'n t' try out me new solar power'd swamp buggy I have!!!

So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. *submitted by me youngest daughter, I KNEW there be pyrate blood in her - AHRRRR!

Ok Oderlesseye, ye can watch me birthday spank Hermione Granger...but ye gotta bring Yer Own camera this time!

Aye Tomas, sit, tell us 'bout yer self now....'n bring some o' that Spanish grog with ye! I will keep them ilk at bay...well, till I can naught see straight, then ye be on yer own

Christine!!!! Where Are YE Lass?!!!?? I FOUND IT!!!!! Check Yer PM, I sent ye a link t' it!!!!

Damn Repos!!!! They repo'd me maps once....arrested me navigator too as well they did, it took me an entire week t' find me way outta that mall parking lot!!!!

Quagga mussel?? CLAM BAKE!!!

Ah AlexRoberts, find'n that pirates 'round here be a bit suspicious o' them what offer somethin' fer nuth'n now are ye?? Perhaps they naught sure what t' do with a 'signature' see'n as how Ebay naught yet been invented t' put it up on

::thinks t' he'mself:: "Reales...looks like real Spanish gold it does...'n drink too he brings" ::glances out th' window int' th' bay:: "hmm, no sign o' Spaniard sail....yet"

Another day, th' postal cur has come 'n gone but did naught leave me shoes! I don't think I trust that ilk, I'm gonna set out a bear trap 'n tomorrow when I get home it better have caught a BAREFOOT!!!

Do POTC and Harry Potter! Do POTC and Harry Potter! Do POTC and Harry Potter! Hermione Granger was born on Talk Like A Pirate Day ye know now! I GOT DIBS ON GIVE'N HER A BIRTHDAY SPANK'N!!!

Aye, how come so many be overlap'n is it? We have Ocean Side overlap'n Ojia on th' side and we have Talk Like A Pirate Day slide'n in right against Ojia's nose....how can one be in three places at once I ask? Well, for me I will be missing Ocean Side, crawl'n out o' Studio City, and hopfully naught gettin' another ticket on me way t' Ojia some time Friday night....er' early Saturday morn....'er at least by Monday morn....I hope..... ....now which way is this Ojia???

Crooked last, Straight last....I thought about all that, then I thought how bad me feet feel even modern shoes what naught be just right, 'n with me have'n such a large difference between me two feet, 'n them be'n what have been referred t' as "Flintstone feet", 'n consider'n some painful experiences I have suffered through in th' past - I personally will go with what does NAUGHT hurt me tender dogs! After all, I be a today pirate now, I already did me blooding blisters in th' Army....today I fight in comfort!!!