Merrydeath

Not exactly single, but have spent the last few weeks wondering where the hell he went to and why... (sniff, wipes eyes)

ah.. a warm feeling here. very nice Olaf.. right nice I say.. Good to hear at Christmas time.

And I likes a woman with a nice thesaurus. The Sore @ss?? ... Nigel, you had a sore back, didnt you?

sorry I missed you, but work and real life called. Maybe some day I will come back when things settle down. Til then, calm seas and fair winds..

hey look.. he wishes me Christmas.. see .. a Merry Christmas. woohoooooo!

Knowing how well Sheila likes to clean brass, I'm going ta guess they were spit shined..

Sheila is the best plunder bunny I know, an iffen you want to skin her, that is up to you. You are 2 two consenting bunnies.. Hop hop hop.. Captain, hassenfeffer? Does this mean the Captain likes to EAT bunnies?

I think its time to repost an old fav of mine.. This is one I pilfered and wrote. I hope someone will make a video of it someday, and give me a bit of credit for it. Its been updated since I wrote it in August. My version of Save a Horse Ride a cowboy save a ship, ride a pirate.... Well I stroll into the room passin out gold dubloons and it kills and it thrills like the figurehead on my ship. and I buy the bar a double round of rum from Doc's blue pouch, and this town ain't never gonna be the same. Cause I raise the sails on my ship an' I sail into the city. I make a lot of noise 'cause the lads, they are so pretty. Ridin' up an' down the harbor on my tall ship, Foole's Gold, And my girls say: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Everybody says: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Well I don't give a damm about nothing, I'm sailing and high tailing, While the lads are sucking them Blushing Lasses down! And I wouldn't trade my Ung Foy or my Brethern for your Galleon or your pirate parade! I'm the only Jack Sparrow in this town!! (not true but it sounds good) Well I'm a legend, (now a pirate legend) Thats what Rich said on the deck of my ship, As I was gettin buzzed on Rum out on some back tropical key. We were flying high, fine as wine, Having ourselves a time against the walls an I was going, just as far as he would let me go... But his evaluation of my pirate reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long. So I let him play with my booty and treasures Introduced him to my old parrot One Eye an sang every Jolly Roger song I could think of. and we made love.. An' I raise the sails on my ship an' I sail into the city. I make a lot of noise 'cause the lads, they are so pretty. Ridin' up an' down the harbor on my tall ship, Foole's Gold, And my girls say: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Everybody says: "Save a ship, ride a pirate."

Well, lass, here be the question... are ye askin the price of the top empty, or with yer fine self in it? If it be filled, I would say.... what were the price we established earlier? Oh, yeah -- $1.50 a pound. Double occupancy room in Key West: Ninety-eight dollers per night. Custom-made velvet pirate jacket: One hundred twenty-five dollars. Guinness from the tap: Four dollars and fifty cents. Getting to see Merrydeath in her jingly top: Priceless. Wipes her keyboard from the Buttershots she spit.. Oh Pete!! you wrote a FINE posting. Got me to smile and laugh and spit! Thank ya fer the giggles and the ego fluffing. You do your lass proud, and a lucky lass she is!! Tell her Merry says ta give ya a wet one fer me! As fer your prices, ya are a bit low for them.. and a bit high for me jingly top. Full or not. I'm hoping I have a pic of me in my santa suit. It was a bit warm fer Key West. still.. $1.50 a pound.. I'm worth at least the same as shrimp. Then again, sugar, throw in a beach and I'm worth every cent. Not quite Christine fine, (wooozers) but still good enough to snuggle and have a lobster dinner with.

Billy!! Nice ta hear from you! How is your handsome hide? I hope things are going great for you, and that you can get back on here once in while. Hugs to you, you furry pirate. As for thinking of me without the top.. I think I know how Pamela Anderson felt after her nude pics came out..

I LOVE bunnnies.. and they didn't get to dance much.. but they did snuggle once.

Siren hun.. you don't need a top like that to look good.. and you know it! You are so pretty you make Nigel look like .. well Nigel. Christine, I still have to get it back from Animal. I hear they put it into an auction.. (Aminal, I WILL pay for the postage, never fear) How much do you think a slightly worn jingly top of mine will go for?? (chews nail and frowns) Hurricane, the idea of Nigel in MY top is sorta like the idea of TBM in Diosa's new coat.. something not to think about hard or there would be years of therapy. :)

hey EP.. iffen ya aren't wearing brown pants.. you can be wearing WET pants.

i like the name.. Omelette and Hollandaise.

tickles Nigel.. he sounds like Elmo when he giggles. http://www.whorlwinds.com/index.htm this is where I got mine..

Sorry ta here ya had a carpy day.. i mean crappy. Mine improved 100%.. and you were here to help. sigh.. its good to be a pirate. I wonder if she had W W on her behind?

its hard to be an artiste with just emoticons.. I was trying to show what the puppies look like after getting out of a bodice.. :) They do look a bit like a certain rocker from the 70's tho.. hmm.

Uh, lassie, I be beggin' yer pardon, but were ye implyin' that ye be $1.50 a pound? *(does some quick mental calky-lations, then rummages in pockets, counting out doubloons)* Does some fast calkeylattions.. Hey!! I resemble that remark!! I hope I cost at least what Prime rib costs.. or are least Shrimp. (5'2'') 1.75?? do I want to know or is that a TMI situation? and Mr Addams.. there appears to be a lost pirate here abouts. He used to be me matey, but of late he is AWOL. So, unless there is Mrs Straw around, there are no worries about losing anything.. Starts to look in her pockets fer doubleloons for $2.00..

Hey Capn Straw.. spanky.. thanky!!

Sheila.. are ya sure its not lower me skirt and hike up me bodice? Looks in the mirror.. you may be right. (=)(=)

I've seen Sylvester Stallone and some other stars.. not impressed by them or any cavemen.. drops a COLD water balloon on EP.. then hides til he is gone.

Briny Blue?? you mean you were in with the Tidy Bowl man? hip waders up to me arm pits, sir!!

chased crew yes.. chaste crew?? NEVER

attention wal-mart shoppers.. I never said Olaf was fluffy. I said Studly could be a fluffer.. Am I the only one who knows what a fluffer is? and I am going to guess that Olaf would apply for that job in a NY minute.

thank ya matey.. its off to bed fer me, so dream deep and fulll of buttershots. I'll see ya later, closer to the faire. MD