Merrydeath

Heart and Soul

try the website for the Jolly Rogers or Three Pints Gone! I love most of their songs, including the Moose song by 3PG.

who is crazy?? Joan or me?? Evil woman (hums the song in her head)

how about the phrase from the Movie.. you cheated!! Pirate!! ---------------

you peeked!!

I have several pins that I bought at Minn ren faire...I think some are copy-righted. Saucy wench. Kilt inspector. I got booty. yes they are nice.

Joan of Arc

Queen of denial..

that was fun..and I hear mudd is good fer ya.. I bet my skin is all nice and smooth.. Swifty, can ya hose me down?

King Tut

Merry looks at Bunny... and then at the men.... wit their tongues a hangin.. and the drool runnin... Bunny lass.. you could sell pics of that and make some gold!

Merry finds the cutlass in the mud, and dumps out 6 pounds of the stuff from the scabbard... I do like the slops.. very VD-ish.. hands Swifty his cutlass, and gets a spank on her behind for her trouble.. pouts.. SWIFTY!!!

eeeek! sorry, Bunny lass... I didnt' mean to get you.. ah let me get that off... um I think I can.. (gets most of it off, but it slides into Bunny's shirt, and then notices all the men watching... )

Merry holds out her shirt from her body, and the mud slides off it.... Swifty... here is your belt... and your gun..and your ... Why do I want to arm you, when I just had you pantless??? Merry grabs a handful of mud and flings it at Swifty... it hits his HEART-on slops...and sticks. Oh my!!!!!

Howard Stern

Merry gets up, her bloomer full of mud and muck from Swifty, an she spies Bunny being carried off.. ohoh... She grabs Swifty by the belt, an the belt comes open. Swifty looks a bit nekkid as his pants drop, and his heart slops show under them... boxers, who woulda thunk it!! she turns and feels Bunny's feet knock her down into the muck again... Drat.. there goes me shirt-- full of mud too.

why the hose, Swifty?? Does ya think we need cleaning?? Merry tackles Swifty, and he goes into the mud with a soft thoooooooosh.. with Merry on his back. He sits up, wipes the mud from his face, and glares at Merry... You know you wanted to do that.. I just gave you the chance.. lol

Watches his booty bounce as he runs... very nice!! I want fries with that shake.

LOL... private Dick

Junior Detective

and just in case you are bored and have a weekend free... you can help shovel.. http://www.funmansion.com/html/Snowed-In.h....html"> Random Pictures > Snowed In

Junior Birdman

Lost in Space

http://www.dorks.com/html/Superbowl-Commer...-Bud-Light.html was just thinkin about the joke of the lad's turn in the barrel... and you thought you had a BAD day.. sorry about the weird link.. try this one.. called BAD CAPTAIN http://www.funmansion.com/html/Bad-Captain...quot;>Random Pictures > Bad Captain

Merry takes Bunny's advice and steps on Matt's pants. they slide to his ankles and then off.. so both are forced (oh the torture!!) to watch a pantsless Matt run off for a towel.. dang...