'Merry sashays into the pub and notices someone (freshmeat) buying all a drink.'
Welcome to the bestest and Rummiest pub on the 7 seas. We are a friendly crew, if a bet thirsty.
Capt Bo, put a drambuie on your tab fer me, if able, an I'll listen to your stories fer a while, or a spin around the pub would be grand too!
I am also a pirate of the plains, a corsair of the cornfields, cheers!